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  Name Things That You Can't Do If You Are A Witness

  by minimus in

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  there are so many things that you can't do if you are one of jehovah's witnesses.

  for example, you can't salute the flag or stand for the national anthem.

  can you think of different things you can't do if you're a witness??

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  Hamas

  lol.

  Well, as an example, I did say to this loser at my old congregation If he didn't pay me for work done I would kill him. I said that in front of another Ministerial Serpant, I don't think he knew what to say.

  I got my money in the end.
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  Lottery numbers;It wasn't me!

  by badboy in

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  i did however work out that number 30 would came up!

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  Hamas

  Never mind eh.

  I have a feeling I might win the big one tonight.
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  recommend a book

  by DanTheMan in

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  any book that you like.. i am particularly interested in reading some good non-fiction.. crisis of conscience tops my recommendations, i think it is one of the best books i've ever read.

  but you don't have to recommend apostate books.. currently i am enjoying dale carnegie's how to win friends and influence people.

  i am enjoying it and trying to take the advice to heart - namely, don't be so negative!.

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  Hamas

  Very true.
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  Tell me things you know

  by IronGland in

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  some things i know: latin, how to overclock intel processors, linear algebra, enough about web design to build a really lame,crappy webpage with hard to read text, quite a bit about the roman empire, all about the civil war, i can identify most bird species in my area, a respectable knowledge of plantaganet kings, alot about medieval central europe, where old cemetaries are in my surrounding area.

  how a diesel engine works.

  a good bit about vitamins,minerals and various beneficial herbs.how to rescue a drowning person who is attempting to pull you under.

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  Everything
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  Name Things That You Can't Do If You Are A Witness

  by minimus in

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  2. friends

  there are so many things that you can't do if you are one of jehovah's witnesses.

  for example, you can't salute the flag or stand for the national anthem.

  can you think of different things you can't do if you're a witness??

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  • Get ahead in life
  • Have proper friends
  • Blaspheme
  • Slag off congregation members
  • Laugh at death
  • Swear
  • Masturbate
  • Fancy Dana International ( maybe under the last one )
  • Joke about rude stuff
  • Cannot be liberal
  • Wake up saturday morning and lay in
  • Think how you want
  • Look enthusiastic
  • Look to the heavens and say 'Bring it on' 'Armageddon doesn't scare me' in front of other Witnesses
  • Chant at football matches
  • Say outright that you are going to kill somebody you don't like
  • Enjoy a girl's company without 'THE CHAPARONE'
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  Hallo from Scandinavia

  by viktoria in

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  hallo everyone out there.. .

  little old me from scandinavia wants to say "hallo" to you all.. i ve been lurking for some time now, but couldent find the courage to write.. i m trying to fade away quiet and elegant but the dubs are after me like a group of blood hounds.. i feel so very very miserable about it all.

  at this moment the most "loving and zealous" couple in my cong.

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  Hamas

  Hi Viktoria !

  Welcome to the board. Scandanavia eh ? Nice place .
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  US finds evidence of WMD at last!!!

  by Abaddon in

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  http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,12271,965319,00.html

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  Haha !

  I suppose they will find WOMD in the end; just to save themselves. They will probably plant them there.
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  From San Diego, CA I'am a new member.

  by AXEL in

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  hi brothers and sisters,.

  i am a new member of this forum.

  i attend to the kearny mesa congretation in san diego.. thanks.

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  Hamas

  Hey Axel.
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  To Veil or Not to Veil, that is the question.

  by Yerusalyim in

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  what say you on the following news article?.

  http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/news/nation/5954814.htmwoman sues to hide face in license photo.

  mike schneider.

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  Hamas

  On this occassion I think that the Muslim woman should obey the rights and laws of the land If she wants this license. It is something that she is going to have to do in order to get this license; although I admire her religious stance on the subject and can understand it, one persons religious laws should not overwrite the laws set down by the state.
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  Don't drink Holsten Pils!

  by Pleasuredome in

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  Hamas

  I never did anyway.

  Tastes like shit