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  Things your mom said to you to get you to stop doing things............

  by Sunnygal41 in

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  if you keep picking your nose, your nostrils will get as big as a horse's!.

  we can use your face for a halloween mask if it freezes suddenly with that expression on it.. how would you feel if your sister died after you said such awful things to her?

  (this following a normal, sibling scuffle).

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  When I used to ask for something that cost money my mom would say, "Money doesn't grow on trees you know"
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  Idiotic things only a jw would say

  by micheal in

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  a c.o in one of his friday night talks noticed when he was invited for meals at the brothers and sisters homes that everyone has their chairs and sofa's pointed at the direction of the television set and asked why do people do that.

  then he went on to strongly suggest that everyone change this and either have their furniture pointed somewhere else or get rid of the television.

  what a total moron!!

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  I was once told by a C.O that if any worldly people were invited to a witness wedding those who serve on the body should not attend.

  Wow the love is so great!!

  Bunch of Freaks.
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  Idiotic things only a jw would say

  by micheal in

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  a c.o in one of his friday night talks noticed when he was invited for meals at the brothers and sisters homes that everyone has their chairs and sofa's pointed at the direction of the television set and asked why do people do that.

  then he went on to strongly suggest that everyone change this and either have their furniture pointed somewhere else or get rid of the television.

  what a total moron!!

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  Sounds like that CO is promoting those feng shu (sp?) ideas

  Sorry, what does feng shu mean?
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  Idiotic things only a jw would say

  by micheal in

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  a c.o in one of his friday night talks noticed when he was invited for meals at the brothers and sisters homes that everyone has their chairs and sofa's pointed at the direction of the television set and asked why do people do that.

  then he went on to strongly suggest that everyone change this and either have their furniture pointed somewhere else or get rid of the television.

  what a total moron!!

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  "Where else can we go?"

  to the pub!

  HERE HERE!!!
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  Idiotic things only a jw would say

  by micheal in

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  a c.o in one of his friday night talks noticed when he was invited for meals at the brothers and sisters homes that everyone has their chairs and sofa's pointed at the direction of the television set and asked why do people do that.

  then he went on to strongly suggest that everyone change this and either have their furniture pointed somewhere else or get rid of the television.

  what a total moron!!

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  I had one elder tell me it is much better to rent a place then to buy a house because it is much easier to pack up and move to where the need is greater.
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  J-Lo Marries again?!

  by Xandria in

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  los angeles, california (reuters) -- actress-singer jennifer lopez has married her current boyfriend, salsa singer marc anthony, barely five months after breaking her much-publicized engagement to actor ben affleck, us weekly reported saturday.. the magazine said lopez, 33, married latin music star anthony, 34, at her home in los angeles saturday in front of about 40 guests.

  us weekly said it had pictures of a giant tent assembled on the estate and of guests coming and going among tables covered in white table cloths and flower centerpieces.. "it was a lovely low-key intimate affair for the closest friends and family, " us reported a friend as saying.. "she didn't hardly tell anyone.

  everyone was surprised," another unidentified friend told the magazine.. representatives for lopez and anthony could not immediately be reached for comment.. the reported marriage comes less than a week after anthony was granted a quickie divorce in the dominican republic from his wife of four years, dayanara torres, a former miss universe.. it would be the third marriage for lopez, the sultry star whose previous trips down the aisle have both lasted a little over a year.. tabloid news reports have linked anthony and lopez for weeks.

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  I was married to j-lo. But then again so was my dad, my 2 brothers, 4 of my uncles and 6 of my cousins.

  Oh yeah I almost forgot, so was my grandfather.
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  Idiotic things only a jw would say

  by micheal in

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  a c.o in one of his friday night talks noticed when he was invited for meals at the brothers and sisters homes that everyone has their chairs and sofa's pointed at the direction of the television set and asked why do people do that.

  then he went on to strongly suggest that everyone change this and either have their furniture pointed somewhere else or get rid of the television.

  what a total moron!!

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  "Where else can we go?"
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  Idiotic things only a jw would say

  by micheal in

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  a c.o in one of his friday night talks noticed when he was invited for meals at the brothers and sisters homes that everyone has their chairs and sofa's pointed at the direction of the television set and asked why do people do that.

  then he went on to strongly suggest that everyone change this and either have their furniture pointed somewhere else or get rid of the television.

  what a total moron!!

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  Witness to people at a cemetery.
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  Idiotic things only a jw would say

  by micheal in

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  a c.o in one of his friday night talks noticed when he was invited for meals at the brothers and sisters homes that everyone has their chairs and sofa's pointed at the direction of the television set and asked why do people do that.

  then he went on to strongly suggest that everyone change this and either have their furniture pointed somewhere else or get rid of the television.

  what a total moron!!

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  A number of years ago I purchased a 36" television and a brother suggested that I buy a cabinet with a door on it so that when people visited they wouldn't think that I put alot of emphasis on t.v.

  Do you remember this one? "Television is the devil's eyeball" But yet 99% of them own one.
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  Is the Devil making you happy, too?

  by littletree in

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  this is my first post, and i'm so excited (i've been reading posts on this site for over a year now; i tried to register back in october 2003, but had some problems.

  i decided to just go ahead and use my "real" work e-mail address, which seemed to have worked.

  just for a short introduction- i got baptized at 14, on september 1, 2001. and on september 1, 2003, the last day of our district convention, i decided i was never going back.

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  The Devil Rocks!! ( even though there is no devil )

  BTW Welcome littletree.