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LucidChimp
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No more by us!
by Atlantis inno more boes or kingdom ministries will be posted by us on this board.
there is a very important reason why!
beware of anyone encouraging you to post any boes on this board.
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FLAPDOODLE is what I call it---how about you?
by Terry inokay, try this on and see if it fits.. the angels saw the daughters of men and came down and had sexual relations producing offspring.. flapdoodle:.
angels are spirits, right?.
how is it these spirits have the power of creation?.
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LucidChimp
Poppycock... Or as Dave Gorman says "cock of the poppiest kind".
I always wondered, if the angels could "materialize" bodies for some hanky panky, and christ could do the same to trick his followers into believing his body was the same one he had before he died... Why the need to separate the two hopes at all? They could even keep their 144.000 idiots in charge.
They could just have everyone on earth or in heaven depending on their fancy that day.
"Feel like being human again for a while? Materialize away!"
Flapdoodle indeed.
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The Jehovah's Witness religion has gone for good !!!
by snare&racket ini am not sure how you all feel as we all left at different times for different reasons.... but this new bible seems to have put some final nails into a coffin that was once my jw life.
the religion is so far and so different to the religion i grew up in that it has become something i feel no affiliation with anymore, no bond, no shared ideas or even sentimental views.
different teachings on when the end is coming.
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LucidChimp
Still trying to find the words that scream "I agree" in the strongest way possible.
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Quail sammiches
by LucidChimp insomething that used to bother me back when i cared what was written in the bible (nobody's perfect) was the glaring difference between what jesus is supposed to have said in luke 11 -- which of you if your son asks for a fish will give him a serpent, or an egg give him a scorpion.... and numbers 11 where israel cries out for meat (ungratefully or not) and jehovah sends them meat... and promptly kills them before the first munch is munched, for trying to eat what he provided when asked to.. .
to me the sneakiest machination of god here (satan learned from the master i guess) is that the only other time he sent them quail was the night before he sent them manna for the first time... give the people a taste for lovely roast quail sammiches on skybread panini, wait until they run out of sammich filler and then pow!!.
"trap sprung suckers.
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LucidChimp
Julia: bloody good point. The quail were apparently about 2 foot deep around the entire camp for a day's walk in any direction... That's a lotta flaimin' quail.
tornapart: If they "wanted meat" and then they "got it", how did they not understand what they were asking for? And the bible says that before they could even eat any they were struck down by jehovah, so food poisoning days later is out of the question here. Also, I credit a people fit to survive in the desert with better sense than to eat rotten meat... Even if I believed that tonnes of dead quail could float quite that well.
The account makes no sense. Unless god is a petty, meanspirited toerag... When one of the kids I know is being an ungreatful brat and asking for something they don't need - I deny them what was asked for, I don't poison it and then hand it over with a loving smile.
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New Study Watchtower Celebrates 100 year Anniversary of the Kingdom
by Skinnedsheep init is painful to read.
check out the 1/15/14 wt.
i am going to throw an invisible party to celebrate.
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LucidChimp
Skinnedsheep: I noticed that too... in the 2nd and 3rd paragraphs and in the "can you answer" at the start. Jehovah's King too now it seems, few more and we'll have ourselves a Game of Thrones. Woohoo!
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"you're pretty compassionate for an atheist"
by Hortensia inmy favorite compliment of the day.
what a lot of assumptions people have about what makes an atheist tick..
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LucidChimp
Best underhanded remark I ever had from a jdub was "but you seem so intelligent".
Gotta love it.
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Quail sammiches
by LucidChimp insomething that used to bother me back when i cared what was written in the bible (nobody's perfect) was the glaring difference between what jesus is supposed to have said in luke 11 -- which of you if your son asks for a fish will give him a serpent, or an egg give him a scorpion.... and numbers 11 where israel cries out for meat (ungratefully or not) and jehovah sends them meat... and promptly kills them before the first munch is munched, for trying to eat what he provided when asked to.. .
to me the sneakiest machination of god here (satan learned from the master i guess) is that the only other time he sent them quail was the night before he sent them manna for the first time... give the people a taste for lovely roast quail sammiches on skybread panini, wait until they run out of sammich filler and then pow!!.
"trap sprung suckers.
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LucidChimp
Something that used to bother me back when I cared what was written in the bible (nobody's perfect) was the glaring difference between what jesus is supposed to have said in Luke 11 -- Which of you if your son asks for a fish will give him a serpent, or an egg give him a scorpion...
And Numbers 11 where Israel cries out for meat (ungratefully or not) and jehovah sends them meat... And promptly kills them before the first munch is munched, for trying to eat what he provided when asked to.
To me the sneakiest machination of god here (satan learned from the master I guess) is that the only other time he sent them quail was the night before he sent them manna for the first time... Give the people a taste for lovely roast quail sammiches on skybread panini, wait until they run out of sammich filler and then POW!!
"Trap sprung suckers. Choke on my almighty caprice and pray for the days when I won't answer prayers any more!"
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OK--so--hands up if your are an APOSTATE
by bigmac ini'm proud to say i'm an apsostate.. .
anyone else up front about it?.
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LucidChimp
I got my hand up, and one of the fingers on it too.
If apostate is the label I'll wear it, sounds cooler than "opposed" anyways.
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In general, the people on this forum have a poor outlook spiritually speaking.
by Stand for Pure Worship inso i waz reading the august 15 wt study article, elisha saw fiery chariots, do you?
and it made me think about this forum.
if you remember, syria was hunting god's prophet, elisha.
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LucidChimp
"Imaginate"
Laugh? I think I soiled myself.
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Jesus sacrifice and animal sacrifice contradiction
by trackregister99 inromans 3:25 says that jesus sacrifice was applied to the past for sins forgives.. then why god request animals sacrifice like "shadow of the good things to come" (hebrews 10:1) if the jesus sacrifice forgive sins to the past.. the animal blood not have none value, because jesus sacrifice was applied to the past.. why sacrificies for forgive of sins was requested by god if romans 3:25 says that jesus forgive the sins to the past?..
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LucidChimp
Unless I'm missing the point of the OP :
If god knew the blood of christ would retrospectively cover all past sins... Why demand animal sacrifices to cover sins he knew would later get covered by the blood of christ? (Bloody good question if you ask me, which nobody did ofc)
I guess jehovah was just foreshadowing the WT asking the rank and file to pay twice for the publications.