... because she'd stepped into some newly laid concrete.. i said to her, "don't be too hard on yourself.
".
I went to the doctors a couple of weeks ago complaining of an extremely sore back.
The doctor said not to lift anything heavier than 2kg.
I replied, "how am I meant to have a piss in the morning."
Husband and wife out shopping for Christmas hats.
Husband boldly declares...... "shall I buy the prostitute hat"
Wife with a stunned look........ "I beg your pardon"
Husband....... "you know the one with ho ho ho on it"
it really is great.
i remember browsing this forum the day after i had joined it, and their was a knock on the door.
i thought it was one of my package from ups but instead it was two sisters.
SMASH MOUTH LYRICS
I thought love was
Only true at the kingdom hall
Meant for brothers and sisters
But not for me
Love bombing was out to get to me
That's the way it seems
Disappointment haunted
All my dreams
And then I saw the ‘troof’
Now I'm a believer
Not a conscience
Or doubt in my mind
I'm in a cult
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave the ‘troof’
Even If I tried
besides being raised in the religion , why do people become jws?
.
why do people become JWs?
They have an I Q safely below the speed limit!!
i need wt quotes where wt goes fully out and: .
demonizes the internet, .
witnesses preaching on the internet.
But can you tell for certain that these contacts have not been planted by apostates?
Huh
wtf !!
Are they for real
ok, 4 questions sprang to mind in light of the recent elders letter.. if you get to the kingdom hall and its on fire, brother a says he saw brother b set it ablaze purposely, .
who do you call first and why?
if you get to the kingdom hall and the sound system has been stolen, sister a says she saw brother b loading it onto his van,.
If you get to the kingdom hall and its on fire, brother A says he saw brother B set it ablaze purposely,
Who do you call first and why?
If it was me....I would call the newspapers media TV stations so they can get a good story 'live coverage ' of a k/hall going up in smoke.... wait for 10 minutes then call the fire department.
Take some fantastic ph pictures of the event and post them here.
But that's just me..
im new here, so go easy with me!
just wanted to know if any one has any idea's or personal experience in regard to drug and alcohol abuse in former jw's.
all the one's i know have just lost the plot when it comes drugs and alcohol, especially drug use.
have you got a cow that you could sell for the gb they really really need the money
They had their own BULL. SHIT they dont need cows!
i'm not sure why i was thinking this but does anyone else find it an incredibly rare coincidence that geoffrey jackson just so happened to be in australia attending to his father when the arc happen to be at the exact stage for him to be deposed as a witness?
what are the chances of him being in the country at that precise moment?.
divine intervention?
was it 1931 when they adopted jehovah's witnesses?
(at the time with lower case w) isn't it about time now they changed name again?
i mean everything else is changing why not the name!
Jehovah's Witnesses to Christ.
Personally don't believe they will ever get rid of JW
But could easily add something to it.
a loud pounding on the door awakened a man and his wife at 3:00 am.
"not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!
" he slams the door and returns to bed.
I love this part
That makes two of us Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
"Over here on the swing!"....
