LMAO! good one Doc!
keep em comin!
what would you list as the top "must do's" after leaving the borg?.
it can be serious or goofy.. im in a goofy mood tonight so here's mine.. 1. give oral sex.
2. recive oral sex.
LMAO! good one Doc!
keep em comin!
what would you list as the top "must do's" after leaving the borg?.
it can be serious or goofy.. im in a goofy mood tonight so here's mine.. 1. give oral sex.
2. recive oral sex.
What would you list as the top "must do's" after leaving the borg?
it can be serious or goofy.
im in a goofy mood tonight so here's mine.
1. give oral sex
2. recive oral sex
3. have sex
4. masterbate
5. watch someone masterbate
6. participate in a threesome
7. smoke a cigar
8. get drunk
9. buy a two door car
10. burn your "bookbag"
11. watch all the Friday the 13th, Halloween movies and the Exorsist
Doodle-V
this is a regular thing now, whenever i go into an upscale restaurant a bunch of jw's start shouting insults and bring up things about my past.. recently i went in to a restaurant i've been dying to try on 14th street and someone on the restaurant staff was telling the other staff members all of my business from the brroklyn heights congregation.. he obviously thought i would give a damn about anything they said.
i just relaxed and ignored them.. when i got up to use the ladies room a bunch of the sisters followed me in fortunately the bathroom was way too small for even two people.
they are some sorry souls, i guess it was like i thought we killed her whats she doing in here?
That is really strange behaviour. Most JW's I know are pretty passive and try to avoid confrontation especially with someone they consider to be an "apostate". In this country anyway, most JW's would ignore you or run away like you had the plague.
Doodle-V
just want to welcome another newbie to the board!.
welcome jared .
you're a great guy!, hell you even came to my apostafest after only few weeks on the board.
bttt
elsewhere died and was taken to his place of eternal .
torment by the devil.
as he passed sulfurous pits .
Syrup,
jes keep talkin bout de debil like dat an you sho aint goin to heb'n!!!!
-Doodle-V
just want to welcome another newbie to the board!.
welcome jared .
you're a great guy!, hell you even came to my apostafest after only few weeks on the board.
Just want to welcome another newbie to the board!
WELCOME Jared
You're a great guy!, hell you even came to my apostafest after only few weeks on the board. You sure can party!
Looking forward to reading more of your posts!
Doodle-V
i would like to send the deepest thanks to doodle-v and savage buddha for their hospitality last night.
i for one had a great time, for the rest of you that did not make it or lived in a different part of the country, savage buddha really knows what hospitality means, he puts on a spread, let me tell you!
the man can cook!.
awww.
ok, now im tearing up... sniff
You guys are kewl! yeah it was work, but let me tell you it was definately worth it meeting everyone and talking to people and just relaxing and having a good time. That is what I really like about this board. For me its not about debating and arguing although some of the discussions I find quite interesting. But for me its when I form friendships with people and we become close because we share and know their pain. Its amazing to see people who have never even met get together and enjoy each others company. I guess we just love to entertain. It was a very special time which means there are more to come!!
P.S. Gretchen I'm really glad you came and it was great meeting your brother! I'm sorry I didnt get a chance to say goodbye.
Doodle-V and Savage Buddha
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come on, tell us a random fact or two about you that bears no relevance to anything else.. i am getting repetative strain injury from holding a mouse.. i've also always wanted to go on "who wants to be a millionare" and say "i'll take the money" after the first 100 and walking out.. .
Matt Groening is the creator of the Simpsons. "Chief Wiggam" is a character on that show. Our tax accountant just happens to be the cousin of Matt Groening. His last name is Wiggam so that is where Matt got the name for his police chief character.
Doodle-V
excuse me if i ramble...this is hard.
i have even avoided threads in the past where others have had to go thru this because i didn't want to face it.
guess i'm a wuss.
(((Bonezz))))
I am so very sorry for your loss. I know how hard this must be for you right now, as we lost a close family member just a few months ago. Please know that we are thinking about you.
-Doodle-V and Savage Buddha
i watched the movie "mickey blue eyes" last night on tv, staring hugh grant.
at one point there is a knock at the door and mickey, looking through the peep hole, anounces "its the jehovah bloody witnesses".
there was more insitent knocking and the female occupant replies "they must be really devoted!".
LOL, Flower!!! I remember that, that was sooo funny
In the movie Run Lola Run, Lola runs by a woman doing "street corner witnessing" its quick, but you can clearly see her holding a Watchtower.
-Doodle-V