LMFAO
Thats just classic ROFL
I can see it now... in a letter to the congregations..
Dear Brothers,
It has come to our attention that a large number of our brothers and sisters have been leaving their sandwiches in the seats of those that are less fortunate. Would it not be wise to follow the fine example of the Apostle Paul and help those that are in need by eating our sandwiches as soon as we buy them, rather than leaving them where they can get caught in ass cracks? Some brothers have even bought out the opportune time to assist those that have serious cases of Sandwhich Ass. What a kind showing of christain love! Let us continue to show such love for our brothers and sisters in the hope that we may remain faithful and endure in this time of the end.
Warm Christian Love,
Watchtower Bible and Tract Society