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  The life of a confused, proud, ignorant JW youth.

  by Daunt in

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  2. friends

  this is an email my sister receieved (i know im bad but she just left it running here how can you expect me not to) talking about the "dating scene" of jw youth, specifically girls.

  we all know these guys... you'd think they'd change up their routine!

  theocratic lookout .

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  Children of the 80's!

  by MelbaToast in

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  alright, i admit, i was a child of the 80s (or what i can remember) but the real reason for this thread is i have noticed that there is quite a few of people on this site that are close to me in age or just a little bit younger or older.

  i will be 28 in june.

  i think that this period in my life is a deep questioning period, because at younger ages i didnt give a flip about anything jw or ex-jw for that matter.

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  hehe, I had to sneak and watch Thundercats because it was deeemunized of course (Lionel had the Sword of Omens) and there were other "demonic" references

  -Doodle-V
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  Children of the 80's!

  by MelbaToast in

  1. jw
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  alright, i admit, i was a child of the 80s (or what i can remember) but the real reason for this thread is i have noticed that there is quite a few of people on this site that are close to me in age or just a little bit younger or older.

  i will be 28 in june.

  i think that this period in my life is a deep questioning period, because at younger ages i didnt give a flip about anything jw or ex-jw for that matter.

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  Who's a Voltron fan raise their hand!
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  Children of the 80's!

  by MelbaToast in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  alright, i admit, i was a child of the 80s (or what i can remember) but the real reason for this thread is i have noticed that there is quite a few of people on this site that are close to me in age or just a little bit younger or older.

  i will be 28 in june.

  i think that this period in my life is a deep questioning period, because at younger ages i didnt give a flip about anything jw or ex-jw for that matter.

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  I was born in the 80s(83). What is a ghetto blaster?

  *slaps Chia with a Beat Street VHS*
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  Children of the 80's!

  by MelbaToast in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  alright, i admit, i was a child of the 80s (or what i can remember) but the real reason for this thread is i have noticed that there is quite a few of people on this site that are close to me in age or just a little bit younger or older.

  i will be 28 in june.

  i think that this period in my life is a deep questioning period, because at younger ages i didnt give a flip about anything jw or ex-jw for that matter.

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  *puts on headband, wrist band and legwarmers and jumps up and down*

  she's a maniac maaaaniac for sure....and she's actin like she's never acted befooooooore
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  Dead Relative Due To Blood Policy?

  by AlanF in

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  i'd like to hear comments from anyone who had a relative die because of the watchtower society's misguided policy on blood transfusions.. alanf

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  The JW who came to my door the other day said "it's extremely rare that a doctor would say 'you need a blood transfusion or you will die'" and that it most cases a transfusion wont' make any difference!

  -Doodle-V
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  Morons who honk their horn in a traffic jam.

  by Elsewhere in

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  2. friends

  today i was headed home from work when the four lane highway slowed to a crawl (accident a few miles ahead).

  we were moving at about 3 to 5 mile per hour.

  all the sudden this dumbass in the car next to me starts in on a honking fit.

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  Do these dumbasses actually believe that honking will cause the person in front of them to some how go faster than the next car?

  Probably not. I think he is the type of individual who feels helpless in the that kind of situation and honks his horn to vent his frustration because he doesnt have anything better to do.

  He is probably the same type of person that yells at the lawnmower when it won't start.

  -Doodle-V
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  Do not eat blood nor pork

  by Bryan in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so the bible says not to eat blood, so the witnesses refuse blood transfusions.

  the bible also says not to eat pork.

  so why do witnesses eat pork?

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  Although Eating Blood was part of the law and Witnesses believe Chritians are no longer part of the Mosaic law, they use the two scriptures in the New Testament, Acts 15:20 and Acts 15:29

  "But that we write unto them, that they abstain from pollutions of idols, and from fornication, and from things strangled, and from blood."

  "That ye abstain from meats offered to idols, and from blood, and from things strangled, and from fornication: from which if ye keep yourselves, ye shall do well. Fare ye well."

  Jehovah's Witnesses have taken those two phrases "and from Blood" and "Abstain from blood" out of the context of which it is written and have applied to the modern day practice of blood transfusions, which is a complete missrepresentation of scripture. I hope one day their man made rules will change so people can live.

  -Doodle-V
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  Stupid Analogies/Illustrations/examples you hear dubs say over and over

  by doodle-v in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what are some stupid analogies that you here dubs use all the time to explain their faulty, destructing teachings?

  or maybe ones you've used in the past that when you think about them now, make you cringe?.

  here are a few that come to mind:.

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  How about this one?

  THERE WAS A FARMER WHO RAISED SHEEP AND HAD TROUBLE WITH WOLVES STEALING HIS SHEEP. HE LOVED HIS SHEEP AND DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE EVEN ONE OF THEM. ONE DAY, THE WOLVES CAME AND THE FARMER QUICKLY RAISED HIS RIFLE AND POW! - KILLED EVERY WOLF HE SHOT AT! AS HE TURNED HIS RIFLE TOWARD A SHADOW, HE SAW A WOLF PUP HUDDLING BESIDE A FENCE POST SHIVERING. THE FARMER FELT SORRY FOR HIM, PICKED HIM UP, TUCKED HIM INSIDE HIS COAT AND TOOK HIM HOME.

  AS TIME PASSED, THE FARMER GREW TO LOVE THE WOLF PUP AND TOOK HIM EVERY DAY TO HELP HIM TEND HIS SHEEP. THE SHEEP LOVED THE PUP, TOO AND THOUGHT OF HIM AS ONE OF THEM. THE WOLF PUP LEARNED TO CALL THE SHEEP BY THEIR NAMES, JUST LIKE THE FARMER DID. IT WASN'T LONG BEFORE HE GREW TO FULL SIZE AND THE FARMER TRUSTED HIM TO CARE FOR HIS SHEEP WHILE HE RODE TO TOWN TO BUY SUPPLIES.

  THEN, ONE DAY THE WOLF PUP WAS RUNNING IN THE FARMER'S FIELD AND HEARD HOWLING IN THE WOODS. HE RAN TO THE EDGE OF THE FENCE AND WATCHED AS A PACK OF WOLVES APPROACHED. THEY SEEMED HAPPY TO SEE HIM, ALTHOUGH HE DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THEM. ONE BY ONE THEY TOLD HIM OF ALL THE FUN THEY WERE HAVING, RUNNING ANYWHERE THEY WANTED, DOING WHATEVER THEY PLEASED...NO ONE TELLING THEM WHAT TO DO!

  THEY INVITED HIM TO COME ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FENCE WITH THEM. THE WOLF PUP THOUGHT ABOUT THE FENCE AND HOW HE'D NEVER BEEN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF IT. THE MORE HE LISTENED HE BEGAN TO WONDER IF HE WAS MISSING OUT ON SOMETHING. IT ONLY TOOK ANOTHER MINUTE AND HE DUG UNDER THE FENCE AND LEFT WITH THE PACK. FOR THREE SEASONS HE LIVED WITH THE WOLVES. THEY HAD PLENTY TO EAT AND DID WHATEVER THEY WANTED. IT WAS SUCH FUN AND HE WAS GLAD FOR THE CHOICE HE MADE.

  BUT WINTER CAME AND EVERYONE BECAME HUNGRY AND RESTLESS. IT WAS COLD, SO COLD, WHERE THEY HAD TO SLEEP. THE WOLF PUP BEGAN TO THINK AB0UT THE FARMER AND HOW HE'D NEVER SLEPT COLD AND NEVER FELT HUNGER. SOON, HE HEARD THE LEADER OF THE PACK ANNOUNCE IT WAS TIME TO STEAL SOME OF THE FARMER'S SHEEP, SO THEY COULD SURVIVE THE WINTER.

  THE WOLF PUP LOUDLY EXCLAIMED, "NO, THEY ARE MY FRIENDS, DON'T HURT THEM." BUT THE LEADER SAID, "YOU'RE ONE OF US NOW, DO AS YOU'RE TOLD!" THEY ALL BEGAN TO RUN FAST TOWARD THE FARMER'S PROPERTY. THE WOLF PUP RELUCTANTLY FOLLOWED. SOON THEY ARRIVED AND BEGAN TO DIG UNDER THE FARMER'S FENCE. THE FARMER HEARD HIS SHEEP CRY OUT SO HE GRABBED HIS RIFLE AND RAN TO SHOOT AT THE WOLVES. BANG!

  HE KILLED ONE AFTER ANOTHER AND SOON WAS FACE TO FACE WITH A WOLF BACKED UP AGAINST THE FENCE POST WHO CRIED OUT, "WAIT, DON'T SHOOT ME. I'M THE PUP YOU'VE RAISED. I'M YOUR FRIEND. DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME?"

  BUT THE FARMER LOOKED AT THE WOLF AND SAW HOW MATTED HIS COAT WAS AND HOW HE SMELLED LIKE THE REST OF THE PACK. HE SAID TO THE WOLF, "I DON'T KNOW YOU." HE RAISED HIS RIFLE AND SHOT....BANG!!!! THE WOLF WAS DEAD!

  BROTHER MCINTOSH SAID THAT THERE WAS SILENCE IN THE AUDITORIUM, AND THEN THE BROTHER GIVING THE TALK SAID, "BROTHERS, WHEN ARMAGEDDON COMES AND JESUS IS DOING HIS DESTRUCTION WORK, WILL HE RECOGNIZE YOU?"
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  Stupid Analogies/Illustrations/examples you hear dubs say over and over

  by doodle-v in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what are some stupid analogies that you here dubs use all the time to explain their faulty, destructing teachings?

  or maybe ones you've used in the past that when you think about them now, make you cringe?.

  here are a few that come to mind:.

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  LMAO Doc!!

  The Debil is making you throw up because he doesnt want you to accept the meat in due season. You've been feeding too long on the junk food from the table of the deemunz

  -Doodle-V