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  If You Had A Choice!......

  by Mecurious? in

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  okay, here's a question for everyone.

  if you had to choose between:

  living forever, but not allowed to have power, fame or fortune (please ignore the obvious contradiction) or...

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  shamus

  Uh... do you mean with dubs, live forever? I'd rather be dead... seriously. If no dubs, I'd take forever....

  Why do you ask? Thinking of starting up a cult of your own?

  I'm interested.... please tell me more, leader.....
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  similarities Jws v simpson characters

  by natred in

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  the writers of the simpsons must have had jw contacts.. think of ned flanders and his family, totally jw!!.

  think ofmr burns doesnt he look just like that evil elder who would always open the theocratic ministry school?.

  i am absolutely certain that fred hall is spitting image of mr burns, i can picture him so clearly in his grey raincoat and gold leaf dog eared bible walking hunchedup in the rain pestering people on a sunday afternoon.....

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  shamus

  I prefer when Homer stopped going to church...

  Ned and his family were hounding him... singing that crappy song ,"When god said to noah there's gonna be a floody wuddy, and your shoes are gonna get muddy wuddy.... get those animals (clap, clap), out of the arkie warkie"...

  Then it went into a high-speed chase, where they were jumping trains, yada yada yada.... it was hilarious! Homer with the animals in the back yard, birds on his shoulder.. "peace be with you my animal friends...", then he's in the shower ,"Hey! can you guys give me a minute?"

  Yeah, the simpsons. Where oh where would we be without them?
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  Dodgy Disassociation

  by Rainmakerone in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  hi guys

  here's a little story: i have been purposely inactive for about 3 years, i just moved town and ceased all jw activities.

  one day a few months back, two witness called and my girlfriend said i was an ex jw.

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  shamus

  Hee Hee!!! I knew it!!! They are human beings after all, and not self-rightcheous robots, like the society wanted us to believe!!!!

  What a load of crap that WT org. is......... things never cease to amaze me!
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  What bizaree "new light" do you see the Watchtower making in the future ???

  by run dont walk in

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  for me definitely the blood issue will change,.

  the 1914 generation term has been given new light.. what do you think the watchtower will change next ?????????.

  this should be a good chat.

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  shamus

  BLONDIE!

  I'M ANNOINTED AND I'M ONLY 27!!!!!!!

  THE END IS STILL FAR, FART AWAY!!!!!!!!!

  LET'S GET LOADED!
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  Dodgy Disassociation

  by Rainmakerone in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  hi guys

  here's a little story: i have been purposely inactive for about 3 years, i just moved town and ceased all jw activities.

  one day a few months back, two witness called and my girlfriend said i was an ex jw.

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  shamus

  Yeah, and look at what they did to get back at you... disassosiated you. I wonder what goes through their heads, like, "ooh, that guy! I'm going to get him DA'd now... he's messin' with Mr. ELDER FREAK.... "

  He probably went home and beat his animals, when you got him upset. I personally wouldn't let the freak in my house.... ever.

  You were a bethel boy??? wooooo! I bet you got some stories.....
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  My DF'd Niece Wasn't Reinstated Because She Talked To Me, My Daughter& Mom

  by minimus in

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  she met last night with her elders.

  she wasn't reinstated again.

  (it's been a few yrs).

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  shamus

  It surely crushed her, then, minimus. It surely did. They are probably laughing about it right now, those pharisitic bastards. Could you imagine the poor wifes of those guys, and what they have to put up with? Holy crap!
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  Dodgy Disassociation

  by Rainmakerone in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  hi guys

  here's a little story: i have been purposely inactive for about 3 years, i just moved town and ceased all jw activities.

  one day a few months back, two witness called and my girlfriend said i was an ex jw.

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  shamus

  Well, that explains it... yeah, I guess he showed you after all.....

  Why don't you send him a nice letter or something, telling him how much of an A**hole he is...
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  My DF'd Niece Wasn't Reinstated Because She Talked To Me, My Daughter& Mom

  by minimus in

  1. jw
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  she met last night with her elders.

  she wasn't reinstated again.

  (it's been a few yrs).

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  shamus

  THOSE STUPID F*(*** PHARISEES!

  HOW DARE THEY BLAST HER WITH HEAR-SAY ABOUT SEEING HER WITH YOU.

  PHARISEES!
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  So I quit smoking today..

  by Aztec in

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  ...and i'm feeling pretty good right now.

  i quit, cold turkey, this morning.

  it's been almost 24 hours since my last cigarette.

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  shamus

  Good for you! You'll never regret quitting!

  Here's my advice, and YES i did smoke!

  The worst thing, like you said, is the hand-to-mouth... it's hard to know what to do... usually you smoke out of boredom. That is the hardest part... take up running. That was the only thing that helped me.
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  Dodgy Disassociation

  by Rainmakerone in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  hi guys

  here's a little story: i have been purposely inactive for about 3 years, i just moved town and ceased all jw activities.

  one day a few months back, two witness called and my girlfriend said i was an ex jw.

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  shamus

  Weird, eh?

  That's okay - what can you do about it? Nothing. I personally don't tell anyone around me that I'm ex-jw. They are none the wiser, and I don't care what my status is at this point. Just recently, I was worried about it, but seem to care less and less.

  Just a question - did you actually talk to the witness ladies????