I also heard that anyone reproved or DF'd might have to wait for 3 to 5 years before being allowed to clean the gent's loos as a volunteer.
There are definite benefits to being a sinner, eh?
Walter
i heard today that brothers who volunteered at assemblies were only accepted on the proviso that they were "brothers in good standing".
i also heard that anyone reproved or df'd might have to wait for 3 to 5 years before being allowed to clean the gent's loos as a volunteer.. is that right?
what other things are held back from folk who aren't quite up to the mark?.
I also heard that anyone reproved or DF'd might have to wait for 3 to 5 years before being allowed to clean the gent's loos as a volunteer.
There are definite benefits to being a sinner, eh?
Walter
yes i know its a music thread and it might get posted elsewhere....but what are your favourite lyrics from the jw proverbial list of banned music...one of mine personally is the following:-.
these are the days of the beggars and the choosers.
this is the year of the hungry man.
i wanna hear the word that made you either physically nauseous or burst out in uncontrolable laughter.
please demonstrate it in a sentence as well.
mine was 'enthused' (my fingers were shaking as i typed).
Praying to Jehover through the "office" of his son Jesus.
It made me visualize Jesus in some office with a computer, fax machine, and hot nubile secretary.
Walter
i wanna hear the word that made you either physically nauseous or burst out in uncontrolable laughter.
please demonstrate it in a sentence as well.
mine was 'enthused' (my fingers were shaking as i typed).
I have several that make me feel ill, but some are more than one word.
"Theocratic Subjection".
"Loving elders".
"spiritual paradise".
"The friends".
"pioneer"
"fleshly brother/sister".
I'm sure I can think of more but the taste of bile is getting a little too strong.
Walter
thruout the bible god gets reports from angels, satan etc about whats going on here on earth.
you have the opportunity to show god whats going on in your area, your experience etc.
(not global).......
I'd show him my anal fissure and ask for some relief.
Walter
tonight i heard one of the most cruel and twisted comments i've ever heard at the platform.
the topic was the apocalypse and whether or not children will be slaughtered.
through one side of his mouth, the po stated that the bible is not clear on the matter, while out the other side he pointed to all those old testament accounts where children were killed.
No, the GB doesn't "secretly" know the date that Armageddon will come.
This is true. They don't know the date of armageddon, or anything else for that matter. And it's no "secret".
Walter
That would put them in a position to mislead, if possible. The WBTS is in this position, do you agree?
Personally I think all religions are misleading people, but the Watchtower seems to be a little more proactive than most.
My ex had an interesting take on the society. She, even as a believing jw, felt that the society was a parallel of "apostate Isreal" but was still "God's organization."
Walter
why is everything in dub-land put through the "pagan" filter.
it hasn't resulted in a better "dub", they're a vile bunch as a whole.. .
example: what if someone out of the goodness of their heart and for no apparent reason wanted to celebrate (say without the traditional cake w/candles) the "birthday" of their child.
Couldn't it be said that eating, even wearing clothes has 'pagan' origins?
I'm sure that just about anything can have so-called "pagan origins". I don't know of any JW who shuns Chinese food because it originated with non-jws. For the watchtower, it's all about money. And holidays cost money that could be otherwise contributed to the worldwide work?.
Walter
the latest awake has, on its final inside page, a section called "for family review" that consists of questions.
that witless families can ask their kids after they've read the magazine.
this new feature follows questions.
Hey....I'd read that.
I won't guarantee the accuracy of anything I write. That way there's always some room for "new light" in case I run out of things to say.
Walter
edited because I can't spell
With it's lies, false prophecies, and abusive policies the Watchtower is the greatest source of reproach on god's name. I would be surprised if he was using them for anything. I'm sure he could do better than that.
Walter