Is this the point in the debate where a European says 'Yeah, but the reason that so many people get killed in the USA is that the gun control laws are so lax?'
Then the Americans, or at least two-thirds of them, say, 'No, no, no, how foolish you are!! The fact that there are guns everywhere has nothing to do with the fact that the murder rates in the USA are multiples of any other Western country.'
Then the Europeans say, 'Er, what? Are you seriously saying that sociological differences between the USA and Europe make American's at least two, if not three or four times more likely to get shot than Europeans? That's like saying that America is a culture with many violent psychopaths, and Europe is not. If that's your arguement fine, but I've been there and I don't think that American's are any more bad than Europeans, I think the reason so many people get shot is that there are lots of handguns.'
And then the American pro-gun lobby again say, 'No, no, no, guns don't kill people people kill people, the fact there are a lot of handguns has nothing to do with the high rate of death from gun-shot wounds. And anyway, it is a constitutional right'.
By this point the Europeans have that little wrinkle in the middle of their forehead that you get when your head hurts; a bit like the one we get when we read stuff on WOL nowadays.
In a pained voice they say 'So, Europe has low gun ownership, and America has high gun ownership.' The Americans happily agree, normally while polishing their handguns. 'And,' the Europeans continue, 'Europe and America are broadly comparable culturally speaking.' The American nod happily in agrement while running a pull-thru thru their barrels. 'And you say that the reason lots of people get shot in the USA is NOT because there are a lot of guns?' query the Europeans.
'That's right,' say the Americans, 'in fact, guns make us safe'. 'Oh, is that why so many people get killed accidentally by firearms or by their own firearms?' say the Europeans. 'And it's our constitutional right.' say the Americans with a degree of smugness.
'Ah yes, one of the Ammendments, isn't it?' say the Europeans. The Americans nod happily as they cross-slot their bullet tips.
'Isn't an Ammendment something you do to something that isn't working?' point out the Europeans. The Americans nod, although less enthusiastically. 'So,' say the Europeans, 'the right to bear arms was an ammendment to the Constitution framed at a time when there was no standing police force and many people lived in frontier areas where they need guns for protection against the Indians they were ethnically cleansing?'
The Americans have stopped nodding by this point and are cradling their guns as if they were about to give them a breast-feed.
'And then, people arguably needed guns for self defence.' carry on the Europeans, oblivious to the funny glint in the Americans eyes - like that of a cat watching a snake. 'But now there are standing police forces, and you are unlikely to be raided by First Nation war parties?'
'Ah yes, BUT,' say the Americans, 'we also need them to protect us from the government.'
'Oh, in case you need to revolt against oppression?' question the Europeans, perhaps a little too innocently.
'Yup, that's right.' say the Americans.
'But didn't the entirity of Eastern Europe, under totalitarian regiemes, where private ownership of guns was heavily controlled, revolt without guns or major loss of life?' say the Europeans in that tone of voice that says "if you don't agree with this you are a fucking nut".
'What's your point?' say the Americans.
'Well, the right to bear arms is an archaic ammendment to the Constitution framed for a completely different society, and needs ammending, as high levels of gun ownership lead to high levels of gun related deaths, and unless Eastern Europeans are well hard and Americans are a bunch of pussies, recent history shows that revolutions can be gunless and virtually bloodless, so you don't need guns to defend yourself from the givernment.' say the Europeans.
'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' say the Americans.
'God, you Americans, this conversation is pointless,' say the Europeans, 'there's so many guns out there anyway it wouldn't make much difference if you introduced strict gun control, not unless you sent the Army round door-to-door, and even then they'd be nutters caching them in the hills.'
'And that's why we need them!' cry the American's, 'in case the government try to take them away.'
At this point the conversation normally starts going in circles, or the Europeans go and get drunk, laughing at the fact American tourists cancel trips to Europe if there's a terrorist problem, when they're actually more at risk of a violent death if they stay at home.
Of course I could be wrong, but that's normally what happens...