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  Sout Park Scientology-episode online

  by Hellrider in

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  here it is, the whole episode: .

  http://youtube.com/watch?v=ssj9gc36bw8&search=scientology.

  ...it`s one of the funniest sout-park-episodes ever, i laughed till i dropped.

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  Abaddon

  Any one who believes that the (hell, any) creation account is literal is just as deluded as a Scientologist.
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  Top 17 Bumper Stickers

  by Frannie Banannie in

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  yall got any more?these are the top 17 bumper .

  stickers that everyone wants to see.... jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.

  impotence...nature's way of saying "no hard feelings,".

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  Abaddon

  I think it's good Americans are being encouraged to speak English. It would make a pleasent change.
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  Actual Dinosaur Flesh Discovered, Creationists Rejoice

  by metatron in

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  in case you missed this, apparently real soft tissue and blood cells from a t. rex were discovered, causing no small controversy.

  as to how such survived for 65 million years.. www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11385533.

  creationists are turning cartwheels on this discovery.

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  Abaddon

  
  This is hysterical.

  Creationists (the Muslim, Hindu and Christian Creationists all disagree with each other, by the way) and their apologists running around like they have ever, even once proved anything), over a discovery that merely makes scientists go "Oooo, I didn't know that could happen. How does that happen?"

  An understanding of the nature of science (that it is formative and not summative) would make someone realise that this doesn't effect evolution theory in the least bit. The fact of whether soft tissues can or cannot survive millions of years in fossilised bone does not falsify the multiple methods of dating that are used to place a specimen chronologically.

  Evolution isn't about single pieces of evidence making that much difference (fosillised Nikes from the Cretaceous excepted). It is about how a vast web of evidence all fits into the theory.

  But as I have yet to meet a Creationist or ID'er who can accurately define evolution correctly, people tilting at windmills is inevitable. Additionally, the fact that their beliefs are revelatory, in other words summative, tends them to leap to unsupported conclusions.
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  controlling circuit overseers

  by primitivegenius in

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  got a story for yall.

  new circuit overseer came to my familys cong.

  hard ass about working at night or basicly any time a meeting is being or could be held.

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  Abaddon

  Actually, if we go at a tangent, wouldn;t it be fun to control circuit overseers...

  ... press some buttons and have one go into "Get On Up" in his opening talk to a congregation, full James B stylee... or hypn0tise them to mime fellatio with the nearest elder whenever they hear "We're Jehovah's Witnesses"...
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  are JWs allowed to shave in the under regions?

  by tsunami_rid3r in

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  just curious, since they control how we dress, how we're suppose to fuck, how we act.

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  Do Mormons have a more intellectually substantial belief system than JWs?

  by slimboyfat in

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  that seems to be the implication in a new evangelical response to mormonism called "the new mormon challenge: responding to the latest defenses of a fast-growing movement.".

  http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/asin/0310231949/qid%3d1142896789/202-9316169-3351050.

  this books presents a sophisticated response from serious scholars in fields of theological and religious studies who bring their expertise to bear on controversial mormon truth claims.

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  Abaddon

  That's easy; an idiot has an IQ below 20, an imbecile has an IQ around 70. At least, those were the definitons...
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  Sister n law wacko. PLEASE! Need advice!

  by annalice in

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  my husband and i have not been to meetings for several years now.

  we have finally had our first child after 13 years of marriage.

  he is now 5 months old.

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  Abaddon

  The woman is clearly several sandwitches short of a picnic. How about adding the option; _ Your sister Marking it, and ending it back? Taking the moral high-ground is such fun, it really pisses people off. Oh, I get letters with similar transition of case, written in various shades of purple or pink felt-tip (within one letter) with interlinear insertions in biro, from my ex-wife. Not about Dubbism, just about how everything is my fault. I'm saving them up in case I ever go to court, I can't wait to see the face of the judge...
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  Do Mormons have a more intellectually substantial belief system than JWs?

  by slimboyfat in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  that seems to be the implication in a new evangelical response to mormonism called "the new mormon challenge: responding to the latest defenses of a fast-growing movement.".

  http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/asin/0310231949/qid%3d1142896789/202-9316169-3351050.

  this books presents a sophisticated response from serious scholars in fields of theological and religious studies who bring their expertise to bear on controversial mormon truth claims.

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  Abaddon

  Confucius say;

  "Every man loves the smell of his own shit."

  I think we're debating whether the droppings of raccoons are smellier than those of badgers...

  Different story, same shit.

  Historically they are both la-la, of as dodgy a provenance as "Château de Vin Lac" made from a blend of European wines... ack...

  ... the fact the Morons are less Mormonic, er, moronic than Dubbies doesn't mean they aren't morons. It's a spectrum of Moronitude.

  Mormons also are better at PR, and due to their support of HE, actually have quite educated people in charge somewhere, in far more significant numbers than the Borg.

  I'd say that Mormon's beliefs tend to be less harmful than JW's, but at the end of the day it's far more about believing some 19th Century charlatan with a beard than god, whatifever that might be.

  But intellectually substantial? They just have smarter apologists, that doesn't make their beliefs more intellectually substantial.
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  are JWs allowed to shave in the under regions?

  by tsunami_rid3r in

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  just curious, since they control how we dress, how we're suppose to fuck, how we act.

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  The real pronunciation of YHWH is kept secret by an ancient tribe descended from the last Priests at Solomon's temple.

  The High Priests have the full name with vowel points tattooed on their tumescent member in such a way that normally only "YHWH" is readable.

  They then celebrate God in the light of a full moon by the High Priest unveiling the member, and the congregation administering unto him so as to induce full tumescence and allow the holy name to be revealed in its full glory...
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  Witnesses NEW attitude toward Marijuana!!!

  by gumby in

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  most of us remember the society's viewpoint of using marijuana.

  countless of articles condemed the drug saying it was mind altering and allowed a place for the demons.. articles were abundant concerning the greek word "pharmakia"..or druggery and included marijuana as being a part of that.

  but alas!

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  Abaddon

  Heh... I blurred the naughty bits and my fiance's face... not that a willy 12 pixels long is going to upset anyone...