I talked with my PUSHER, PULLER I mean, she's really pissed off I opened up a Twitter account She's threatening to drive her car over my frame if I misbehave and more, so much for my point of view. After much deliberation, we decided she could count her Field Service Minutes only if people see my pretty Logo (JW.ORG), finally she took me off the roof-rack and returned me to my right place, passenger side. In the passenger's seat of our car, I smile at the homeless people walking the streets, "can we pull over and talk to them, can you buy them something to eat? (I asked her), she said "No, were here to feed them spiritually, not physically and besides, you don't want to enable people who don't want to work!". Please keep this post quiet, she's cruel when she's pissed off and I don't want to ride unprotected, I could get violated again by those Apostates!
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The Adventures of JWCart and "I-Am-The-Cart" TWITTER, SOON! I will up-build you till you return to our Loving Organization!
by JWCart1975 ini talked with my pusher, puller i mean, she's really pissed off i opened up a twitter account she's threatening to drive her car over my frame if i misbehave and more, so much for my point of view.
after much deliberation, we decided she could count her field service minutes only if people see my pretty logo (jw.org), finally she took me off the roof-rack and returned me to my right place, passenger side.
in the passenger's seat of our car, i smile at the homeless people walking the streets, "can we pull over and talk to them, can you buy them something to eat?
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I was shy on my first JW.ORG Video, I am so happy sharing God's Organization with you!
by JWCart1975 injw.org is the fastest growing media outlet in the world, our local cobe said we are going to take the media from satan's wicked world!
repent before it's too late and come back to the kingdom hall with all your loving brothers and sisters!
you won't find happiness without jehovah's organization and you know it!
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Wannabee, what's wrong with my lord and owner C.A? She's the most righteous JW in the world, her gift of shunning everyone she perceives as a potentialslackerfader in Jehovah's Organization is second to none, she never leaves my side and keeps me cuffed to her wrist in pioneer service. Master needs more hours to hit Pioneer levels in Feb, January was a tough month because she's been too busy scraping Apostate stickers off my framework. Last month while visiting friends, someone put JWFacts.com JWN and JWStruggle stickers all over me, those don't come very easy because of the new secret formula Apostates are using developed by 3M.. I felt so defiled and unclean, they violated me, a little JW Cart just sharing God's truth! Regarding C.A, I forgave her but my trust in her will never be the same, to prove her loyalty to me, she's handcuffed herself to me! -
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The guy that claimed he was going to bring down the WTBTS
by Scarred for life ini haven't been on the board for several weeks until yesterday.
there was a guy that was a regular poster that was starting some kind of email campaign that he claimed was going to bring down the wtbts.
i can't remember his name.
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JWs are better off now than they have ever been! I do all the talking, they sit back and stare in to space, it's a lonely job I have. My caregivers don't have to talk in Field Service anymore like you did ten years ago. Caretakers no longer need to use their brains by studying Old Light, that's in the Past now! Past writings will be removed one book at a time in each Kingdom Halls so nobody notices, doubt they would notice if all the books were taken out since their not in to reading anymore. My future as a JWcart look's bleak now that you mention it, it's only time until New Light changes my function in to something else, the smelting yard is used to guilt me to sit in the Sun all day without a break.
When you were a JW, you probably had to read all those heavy books like "Babylon the Great has Fallen, God's Kingdom of A Thousand Years, Revelation and a plethora of many more. JWs are better off now because they don't have to think about things, all decisions are coming down from the GB 3.00 applet. The next Generation of JW technology will have some amazing breakthroughs, soon we will have drones delivering magazines and robots attending the Kingdom Hall as the need for physical JWs doing work is phased out, contributions will be expected, properties will get sold and the Governing Body will have obtained godhood by uploading their brains to the Watchtower's Collective Central Intelligence.
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I was shy on my first JW.ORG Video, I am so happy sharing God's Organization with you!
by JWCart1975 injw.org is the fastest growing media outlet in the world, our local cobe said we are going to take the media from satan's wicked world!
repent before it's too late and come back to the kingdom hall with all your loving brothers and sisters!
you won't find happiness without jehovah's organization and you know it!
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Soon, the Governing Body will have Caleb, Mamma, Sparlock dolls at the Kingdom Hall for a modest donation of $19.75. More JW Merchandise is on the way, the Watchtower is working with Fat-Heads so you can get your favorite Governing Body member to hang over your Theocratic Study area. What better way to feel the presence of Jehovah's Organization than seeing a life-size Tony Morris or Stevie Lett looking down on you while cramming for Meeting? -
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"the Walking Dead" special tract campaign in August!
by stuckinarut2 ini obviously have an active imagination.... i can just see the parallels between "the walking dead" and the masses of witnesses hyped up during the august campaign!.
big crowds of slow walking witnesses with no logical brain function, moving en-mass towards non-witnesses....with only one combined thought "must leave tract".....as they mumble to each other......dragging feet......like zombies..... when one person in the community accepts a tract, they are then the target of every witness who smells their 'interest' and is swamped with more and more visits...big crowds pile on top of them, stripping away at their very individuality and being....until they become one of them!.
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I should not have read this, I could get smelted in to scrap now! or worse! They might drive over me in their four-door car or allow Sister Ostrich neck to lean on my unbent side. Most of my attendants are in a zombie like state, the majority are texting their friends instead of paying attention to possiblerecruits, publishers passing by. I feel so alone, I wonder if I could have been made to hold Scientific America or Discover Magazine instead of being a JWCart, maybe it's not too late to become a Science Magazine Cart, so many regrets after one year in Service. -
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I was shy on my first JW.ORG Video, I am so happy sharing God's Organization with you!
by JWCart1975 injw.org is the fastest growing media outlet in the world, our local cobe said we are going to take the media from satan's wicked world!
repent before it's too late and come back to the kingdom hall with all your loving brothers and sisters!
you won't find happiness without jehovah's organization and you know it!
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JW.Org is going to open up a online store where you can buy Caleb and Mommy dolls, t-shirts and Bible markers with little old me on them. The Governing Body approved "Grand-Theft JW-Cart" where a little JWCart is taken from his caregiver at Starbucks by some evil Apostate who drags me forcefully to his Adult Book and Toy store. There I am tempted, tested and tried by the villain with "Car and Auto" magazines on my rack, I don't cave in to greed. Next he tries money and wealth, that does not work! Using Satan's oldest tool, the villain leave's my JW.org label on while filling my slots with Hard Core Porn! I almost give up hope until I remember the Watchtower's line "We Will Leave No JWCart Behind!", my faith is restored. Soon the hero arrives, a JW version of "Liam Neeson" (Taken 3) hired by the Governing Body's Black-water unit breaks in and rescue's me from this living hell and soon I am reunited, put back in Field Service without missing a beat and accompanied by a more conscientious JW who does not leave the most valuable thing unattended! -
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I was shy on my first JW.ORG Video, I am so happy sharing God's Organization with you!
by JWCart1975 injw.org is the fastest growing media outlet in the world, our local cobe said we are going to take the media from satan's wicked world!
repent before it's too late and come back to the kingdom hall with all your loving brothers and sisters!
you won't find happiness without jehovah's organization and you know it!
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The Governing Body decided to hire a professional "Image Re-builder" like "Strict and Company" who successfully helped Papa John rebuild his image after complaining he would have to raise the price of pizza by $.13-.14 per pizza so his employees could get healthcare. Media attacks and Public Opinion on Papa John's swelled until he hired Mr. Strict, "The Flack when your under Attack" PR Firm specializing in total re-branding, Mitten's Romney tried another agency after his nasty comments caused poll numbers to tank, Watchtower leaders floated a balloon when my video was created and now JWs will buy JW-Cart toys and t-shirts showing their JW.ORG and JWCart pride!
Half-Banana, try to see things through my eyes and all the wonderful people who pass by me wanting to grab a magazine only to have a bad angel on their shoulder tell them "Don't do that!". I am only a JWcart carrying the Watchtower's Message of Hope, the only solution for this Wicked World is total obedience to the Organization and Local Elder Body!
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I was shy on my first JW.ORG Video, I am so happy sharing God's Organization with you!
by JWCart1975 injw.org is the fastest growing media outlet in the world, our local cobe said we are going to take the media from satan's wicked world!
repent before it's too late and come back to the kingdom hall with all your loving brothers and sisters!
you won't find happiness without jehovah's organization and you know it!
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JW.ORG is the fastest growing media outlet in the World, our local COBE said we are going to take the Media from Satan's Wicked World! Repent before it's too late and come back to the Kingdom Hall with all your loving brothers and sisters! You won't find happiness without Jehovah's Organization and you know it! Please think about all the good times you had in Field Service, at the Meetings and Book Study closeness with our tight-knit family. JW.ORG is in talks to buy Funimation
The Governing Body has humbly begged all ex JWs to return to the loving concern of your body of elders, please return and feel the love! When was the last time you had a good nights sleep after leaving the Watchtower's Safe Haven free from this World's danger and wicked people? Only Jehovah's people have true happiness without the debilitating anxiety and fear the World inflicts on you. While others are suffering from alcoholism, drug addiction, over-use of antidepressants, Jehovah's Organization keep's it's membership busy placing the lifesaving message the End Is Near! Please return before it's too late, Jehovah will bless you only by humbling yourself and rejoining the Flock of Jehovah!
Hearing stories how Jehovah's Witnesses are shunning people who faded sounds unbelievable, all I see is the love and joy like the Watchtower artist conception shows, I love being a JW Cart and love all you!
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