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  Are you posting while you are supposed to be working?

  by Elsewhere in

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  yeah... i do it all the time... sitting at work... but instead of working i'm reading and posting here.. anyone else guilty of this?

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  money??? I can make money??????

  only contact with the world from where I work

  I'll have that light sabre in no thyme
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  God Bless George Walker Bush

  by Jayson in

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  i just got my tax break refund in the mail today.

  i am so excited.

  having republicans in power is a good thing.

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  is that the little twerps middle name......

  John Howard, the Prime Miniture of Asutralia has a new nickname...

  BONSAI

  because he's a little bush

  smack
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  If God And His Thoughts Are Perfect - How Did Humans & Satan Become Evil?

  by Latin assassin from Manhattan in

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  this question may not make too much sense.

  if a man creates a computer, using the best parts and software design with the intent of analyzing data accurately and reliably, would he also design it with the ability or freedom to 'crash' or spread viruses to other computers if it chose to?

  if a man trains a dog with the intent of being a family pet, would he also give it the knowledge to kill humans or other animals?

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  maybe it's like a big train set.

  you build the best train set you can and play with it. trains go here and there.......on thyme and at sedate speeds

  but the real fun is when you ram them into each other, or like Gomez, you blow the wheels off them as they collide on a bridge!!!!!!!!!!!

  hyperthetical of course
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  Timing Armageddon Fairly

  by joelbear in

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  if life experiences can change people's heart conditons, how can god ever succeed in timing armageddon where everyone has had an equal fair shot to prove their real heart condition?

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  smack

  I really need new glasses

  I read the topic as

  Tiny Armageddon Fairy

  I need a hug

  smack
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  skirts

  by Nic in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  what a load of rubbish.

  what's with the rule that says that ladies have to wear a skirt/dress to all meetings/service etc.?

  jesus wore a dress, does that mean that the men have to as well?

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  Anybody remember the Safari suits on the '70s, I saw a few elders wear them!

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  Anyone lost or nearly lost a loved one because of the WTS's blood rules?

  by BLISSISIGNORANCE in

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  the reason i ask this question is because when i became a jw i had 3 little children who relied on me for everything, including making the right medical decisions for them.. it really terrifies me when i think back to that time because i was so committed (i should have been actually) that i use to send my kids to school with the 'no blood' card hanging around their necks...........omg.

  i also filled in all their medical forms with 'no blood' in the 'special instructions' box.. well, since then, many bad things have happened to me and my family at the hands of the borg and individual dubs.

  also, many other things have come to light (not their light) that has proven the wts wrong and dangerous.

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  13 years ago my first son was born. He was 32 weeks and had stopped growing. He weighed 1.5 kilos. He has Down Syndrome and was also born with a blind aesophagus (sp). For the first 3 months of his lifehe was either in a humidicrib, or on an operating table. He was struggling to live one day (about 2 months old) when the peadiatrician casually said that 40ml of blood would make all the difference. I had been out for about 8 years at the time and still had trouble wit the decision. I said to jmack that it was her call, that I would support her decision, but just don't tell my parents. It saved his life.

  Now, I would not hesitate to take blood. I haven't gotten around to donating yet, guess I should.

  A few years ago I heard my dad spouting some shite about how each hospital gets gumbermint funding to use blood, they get so much $ per litre. He got this gem of info in the same way that he found out about the evils of aluminium in cooking utensiles.
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  Amrozi verdict in

  by smack in

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  guilty, death sentence.

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  guilty, death sentence.
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  Ever Met A Guy/Girl At A JW Convention?

  by Latin assassin from Manhattan in

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  have you ever met a single guy/girl at a jw convention, and thought so highly of him/her until you really found out what they were like?

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  Yep, married the bitch. Took me longer to get away from her than to leave the borg

  Doin way better 2nd lap around the block
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  skirts

  by Nic in

  1. jw
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  what a load of rubbish.

  what's with the rule that says that ladies have to wear a skirt/dress to all meetings/service etc.?

  jesus wore a dress, does that mean that the men have to as well?

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  I don't like to wear them either.

  Q. Why don't blondes in 'Frisco wear mini skirts?

  cos their balls show
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  Therapy?

  by StinkyPantz in

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  okay, i think i'm crazy; and i think i need therapy.

  well here's a rundown of my life: .

  born; molested by cousin; best friend murdered by her father; eating disorder; abusive boyfriends; betrayed by best friend of 15 years; disfellowshipped; married after 6 months of dating; disowned by family; moved cross-country where i don't know anyone (this is only a partial list of course).

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  me? what I do???

  *innocent look*