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  schizophrenia .......sound like anybody you know?

  by gumby in

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  i think most people are unfamiliar with why certain people behave the way they do.

  most people lable those who are quite different as the rest as nutty, strange, plain nuts.

  (i'm guilty as the rest)

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  Hello? Hello? yes, over here

  I wrote 1st and 2nd Thelosians

  I'm an aardvark, and I'm proud

  easy for you to spell

  teaspoon
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  smack made jnr.

  by smack in

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  off with the kimbies and on with the trainer pants.

  i'll be wiping my own bum in no thyme.. .

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  Page 5 of the Murky? What did I do to be in the sports section?
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  smack made jnr.

  by smack in

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  off with the kimbies and on with the trainer pants.

  i'll be wiping my own bum in no thyme.. .

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  Off with the kimbies and on with the trainer pants. I'll be wiping my own bum in no thyme.
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  Why I hate The Tooth Fairy

  by Valis in

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  guess the tooth fairy is mad at me or something...it may be that she wanted the whole tooth and not just the part that broke off.

  the last time i went to the dentist it was bad...the dentist was trying to take out my wisdom tooth, she eventually had to break it to get it out...i'm thinking she cracked the one next to it...ugh...well, she's torturing me as it is hard to drink beer or eat any of my favorite crunchy foods like chicken tacos...i'm hoping to make it to the dentist very soon, as i have signed up for the baylor school of dentistry here in dallas.

  excellent care, at a reduced price because they are a teaching institution.

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  I hate her too, I got 3 kids, little buggers drop teeth like gum trees drop branches. Going rate is $2 a tooth or $5 for a molar!

  And the bint never visited me growing up a dub! Her and bloody santa! Where's me bike!

  smack
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  If JC really came back today

  by smack in

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  if he came to earth, how would he be greeted.

  locked up as insane?

  strung up by the current leaders of christendom?

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  He'd probably get D/F'd for the beard and improper footwear
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  To Those With Ears to Hear...

  by AGuest in

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  to that he said, "the reply is not yours to make; it is mine.

  his reply was that, "have i not told them?

  so, then i asked how it was that i was speaking directly to the father, and not to the son, as i usually do.

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  OK, was just teasing.

  Do you know that 2 out of every 1 person is schitzo?

  Steve
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  Ass(Mule) Worshipping Hebrews

  by Ravyn in

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  ass(mule) worshipping hebrews (highlighting mine).

  "the womens encyclopedia of myths and secrets" by barbara g. walker, 1983, harper-collins publishing: .

  the ass-god pales had an extensive cult throughout the ancient world.

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  EX SKEWS ME I'd like to ASS you a question

  Steve
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  Son goin to Metallica concert in Dallas,,,,,,OMG

  by LyinEyes in

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  well the day he and his best buds have been waiting for is here.

  they are in dallas going to their first huge concert ,,,,,, i am not sure all the bands that are playing , but it is going to be a once in a lifetime thing.......so i let him go.. i am a little nervous about it , but i am so happy that he is living the life that i never could.

  i pray and hope they make it home safe and sound,,,,,,,i know i have to let him go little by little, usually i would say , not safe,,,,and say no.

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  I want to see Metallica too, but I don't think they'll bother touring Tasmania. Maybe when they are much older.

  Steve
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  To Those With Ears to Hear...

  by AGuest in

  1. watchtower
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  to that he said, "the reply is not yours to make; it is mine.

  his reply was that, "have i not told them?

  so, then i asked how it was that i was speaking directly to the father, and not to the son, as i usually do.

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  Imagine I know nothing about religion.

  Imagine I had never read or even heard of the bible.

  You knock on my door and try to convince me to joing your religion. Can you do it without quoting from a book supposedly

  written by ancient civilisations long dead? Can you do it with proof from your own experiences?

  Prove god

  Prove your hopes for the future.

  Steve
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  Ozzie's Weekend Poll #58

  by ozziepost in

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  how's your weekend going?

  fine weather here in oz with bright blue skies and very cool nights - it's mid-winter.

  mrs ozzie and i have been feeling a bit jaded as a good friend and colleague died last week and the funeral was on friday.

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  smack

  twice in 21 years

  Steve