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  The End of this world

  by U.2.K. Tha Greate$t in

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  alright alot of people say that the jehovah witness was going on preaching in the early 1900's about how the end was coming before soon and those who was born or living in the year 1918 would still be alive to see christ second coming(or coming and not be seen).

  i would'nt know nothing about that, cause i was'nt even born till 1981. but from my study's from the witness, they told me that sort of preaching was never going on.

  anyway the point to this post is, "we all know that nobody knows when the end of "this world" will come, the messiah made this clear and said only "god knows".

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  I think we should all get an Armageddon Buddy. You'll need somebody to help you if you happen to survive. Start pairing off now, get your survival kit ready, start learning Hebrew. I think a few cans of baked beans, some of those high energy bars and a camel back should tide you over. A sturdy shovel to help bury the bones. I think the birds will be too full of rotten flesh to bother with skulls and hips.

  I chose Vivamoose as Amargeddon Buddy. My standby choice is Frenchy. :)

  Steve

  Tasmanian Overbuddy

  don't forget the can opener
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  Sincere apologies from Caspian

  by prince caspian in

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  this will be my last post on jwd, and i am sure that is a relief for you all, especially the moderators.

  first of all, i would like to apoligize unreservedly for my shameless flirting and conduct during september and october of this year.

  i have no excuses whatsoever, and for any hurt that i have caused i am truly sorry.

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  OK, I confess. I am one of Caspians many egos. I had you all fooled. I have at least 15 other accounts. Remember Prisca? I was her, and PinkyStanz, her too.

  I wasn't that RF guy tho.

  Brian

  Tasmanian Overcaspian
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  X-box or play station...

  by Panda in

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  please advise this old woman ... which should i get for a christmas gift play station or x-box?

  on one games sight (starwars) they say x-box but i've never heard anything about that??

  help

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  We have sega megadrive, N64, PS1, gameboy, gameboy advance and Gamecube. It's not whats best, it's what you want first. We have a PS2 under the tree.

  Game platforms are like peanuts, who can stop at one

  Steve

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  Blood

  by smack in

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  how do you bleed an oyster?

  steve

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  but, pouring it on the ground and covering it with dust..........that never happens. All of the beast gets used, every part. And it seems to be "some" blood from "some" animals! Selective law making is great innit ;)

  Steve

  Tasmanian Overbeer (with a dozen oysters for christmas)
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  THANKS FOR ALL THE ADVICE!

  by natalienu in

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  i mentioned it to some family and friends last night on my intentions and what this guy really is and they all hit the roof.

  the only thing i am so annoyed about is the false feelings these idiots obviously put out to get new suckers into their clan.

  they have totally lost the believer in me and anyone that puts the atchtower before love has to get their head read, or kicked in as i would like to do now.

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  where is Aus are you (No I don't want a date)

  Steve

  Tasmanian Overbeer (married)
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  Blood

  by smack in

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  how do you bleed an oyster?

  steve

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  How do you bleed an oyster? How can a dub eat an oyster?

  Steve
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  Letterman tells a JW joke

  by brianhenke in

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  i'm waiting to hear david letterman make fun of mariah carey's glitter or from justin to kelly, but dave told a jw joke on last night's show:.

  he was cleaning up his house after el blizzardo 2003 hit new york, and he found two newspapers and a jehovah's witness.. .

  i still think the all-time funniest jw joke was still the weakest link episode where this happened:.

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  smack THWACKS Stephanus.

  He was cleaning the snow off his front porch, and under the snow was............

  smack THWACKS him again just for the shear hallibut

  Steve
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  Enjoy another sunset. *sigh*

  by Joyzabel in

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  stop taking the piss you guys, there is no pic

  Steve
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  Explain your Avatar

  by simplesally in

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  obviously, mine is a picture of me.....it was taken at a hockey game at staples center: go kings!

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  odrade has a very pretty picture and i was wondering if that was her or a character from a movie?

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  Thats me in the hard hat

  Steve
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  Justice American style

  by Zep in

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  we australians have just found out that one of two australians detained at guantanamo are finallygoing to get a trial.

  america repatriates its own citizens and they get a nice civil trial on home soil.

  our citizens on the other hand get a military trial.

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  Our gumbermint push for his release??? Thast a joke. You know what the latest name for our Prime Miniature is? It's Bonzai.

  Because he's a little bush.

  As I said, I'm not totally up on the case, but 2 years in solitary for something you believe in. I think it's time they tried him.

  Steve