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  "Must Do" list after leaving the borg

  by doodle-v in

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  2. friends

  what would you list as the top "must do's" after leaving the borg?.

  it can be serious or goofy.. im in a goofy mood tonight so here's mine.. 1. give oral sex.

  2. recive oral sex.

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  Jeez Doodle, that first night out.... you wouldnt be able to walk for a week!

  or taste :)

  Steve
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  JW suicide vs Non-JW suicide

  by Nosferatu in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is a bit of a spinoff of these two threads:.

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/61698/1.ashx.

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/69308/1.ashx.

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  JW 1

  non 0

  steve
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  Billy Connelly on Micheal Jackson

  by Black Sheep in

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  2. child-abuse

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  billy connelly on michael jackson on tv tonight, i hope my missus is watching.. "if it isn't enough that he's a jehovah's witness, he's behaving like a catholic priest"

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  didn't ewe meen cheezuz kroist?

  Stewe
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  Billy Connelly on Micheal Jackson

  by Black Sheep in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

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  billy connelly on michael jackson on tv tonight, i hope my missus is watching.. "if it isn't enough that he's a jehovah's witness, he's behaving like a catholic priest"

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  thats no how you spell Connolly!

  Steve
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  Did Noah really build an ark?

  by frogit in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this might be worth a watch for us uk ers.

  noah's ark will be broadcast in the uk on bbc one on sunday 21 march at 1900 gmt.. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3524676.stm.

  it's also an interesting read.

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  of course he did, otherwise, what is the purpose of rainbows! Gods promise that he won't do it again.

  /tongue firmly in cheek

  Steve
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  Most commun cars in your congregation

  by JH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in your former congregation, what models of cars were the most commun?.

  in my congregation, there was a time in the late 80's, that just about everybody had a dodge aries.

  it seemed to be an inexpensive decent size car for the service, then a few years later, many had volkswagen jettas, a little more expensive.... i was the type to get a red, 2 door car.

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  everything from Mercedes Benz and Volvos and a Porsche right down to some real shitters. There were the

  young hoons as well with our modified cars. Lots of people movers now. There were at leats 2 motorcycles,

  althought they were frowned upon. As they say, Motorcycles can be found in two places, on bikes or in prison :)

  Steve
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  Send a great big G'day to an aussie visitor who needs sympathy right now

  by ozziepost in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  right now there's a friend who needs a friend in sydney.. you've all 'been there' and can help him thru' it.. what do you say to someone who knows in his head that the borg just isn't right, yet was brought up "in the troof" and so knows nothing else.. then the borg's inhumane judicial procedures can cause unspeakable mental anguish and emotional disturbance.

  yet at this time there's simply no-one to turn to - a recipe for disaster.. so....would you give some words of reassurance to our new friend?

  tell him what it's like to be free of the borg.

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  and a hug back at granny. Haven't been here much and miss you :)
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  Hi, I'm new here!

  by SWALKER in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i just thought i'd like to start posting as i've been visiting this site for some time.

  it's hard to believe that i'm actually doing this seeing how i am a 4th generation jw.

  my great grandfather was a contemporary of russell and my grandfather was on the board of directors of the society.

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  G'day swalker.

  Steve
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  Send a great big G'day to an aussie visitor who needs sympathy right now

  by ozziepost in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  right now there's a friend who needs a friend in sydney.. you've all 'been there' and can help him thru' it.. what do you say to someone who knows in his head that the borg just isn't right, yet was brought up "in the troof" and so knows nothing else.. then the borg's inhumane judicial procedures can cause unspeakable mental anguish and emotional disturbance.

  yet at this time there's simply no-one to turn to - a recipe for disaster.. so....would you give some words of reassurance to our new friend?

  tell him what it's like to be free of the borg.

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  G'day mate. Hope they aren't too hard on you. Ya know, if they are being too hard on you, or picking on you for some grey area misdemeanor, then you can lie as part of your theocratic self preservation.

  remember, they are barely human some of them.

  My advice is to go and share a good bottle of red with the Post family.

  Steve
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  Off to sunny Queensland and boring Berri

  by Purple in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  just thought i would wish you all an early happy easter.

  i am off in the next couple of days on holdidays to queensland to the gold coast then for easter i am going to the riverland to berri to spend easter with my dad.

  so as i wont be back on line till after then i thought i would say think of me whilst your at work, sunning myself, playing, partying and hopefully finding some umm "termporary" male friends and breaking the 14 year drought!

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  14 years!!!!!!!!!!!! You have to air it out more often than that, bloody thing'll heal over!

  Go to Draculas for a fun night out.... remember to drink heaps

  smack