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  Lloyd Evans Patreoff Pool February 2024

  by DerekMoors in

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  happy new year!

  time to give us your vote for lloyd's fall from grace this month.. december 6th he was at 406. as of today, january 3rd, he's at 388. that is exactly, on the dot, where he was january 3rd of last year!

  he's lost all gains from his begging videos and reminders and tin cup waving and etc.. so, fire up the shrooms and let us know where you think flab boy will be on february 2nd.

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  add my name to the list - with 380 crazy patreons who are probably under the influence of psilocybon.

  
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  2. friends

  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  "We" have often said that he is the leader of the "Lloyd Evans sect". JWs leave the JW sect and move over to the Lloyd Evans sect.

  His supporters are dwindling by the month and he can't afford the embarrassment of begging for new supporters and their money again.

  So what could be more obvious than slipping completely into the role of a "cult leader"?

  His shrooms "story" is his way of explaining to the cult members how God came to speak to him.

  Basically, Yong Myung Moon started the same way back then. The statement that he had a vision of Christ in April 1935 and in this vision Jesus asked him to continue his mission.
  

  Now it has become easy for him to find supporters (and their money) from ALL religions. In doing so, he has laid the groundwork for a much larger audience than just JWs (and atheists).

  From now on, all he has to do is sit in front of the camera and tell "stories" and copying the books and guides of other cult leaders. Easy.
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  2024-January-S-147-Announcements And Reminders!

  by Atlantis in

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  2. friends

  2024-january-s-147-announcements and reminders.. english and german.

  https://www.filemail.com/d/dkigidibrwfymbi .

  grandpa sending documents!.

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  Thanks a lot.
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  Lard I Mean Lloyd Evans Patreoff Pool - January 2024

  by DerekMoors in

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  okay people, you know the drill.

  give us your best estimate for where jabba the hut's fatter, broker cousin will be with patrons on january 2.. some numbers to consider:.

  last september is when he did his beg-fest and peaked at 478. just two months later, early november, he was down to 427. .

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  55 Year Cycle shows up in March 2024 Watchtower

  by was a new boy in

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  did they hope that everybody who read the1969 awake as a kid is too senile to remember?.

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  @Rattigan350

  "We will also increase our joy if we prayerfully and diligently study God’s spirit-inspired Word and Christian publications prepared under the spirit’s guidance." w92 15. 3. p. 22 § 16

  The org always says, that all the publications NOT from man - they are coming from god. Otherwise we don't would follow this words in the orgs writings.

  So the only defense from the org is, that the old publications are "old light".

  And we all know, that this old/new light is also "b u l l s h i t".

  This awake article shows us, that we can't trust the orgs publications and that there publications are man-made lies.

  We can't stop showing this the hole world.
  

  (by the way - I was 9 years old and a born in in the year 1969)
  
  
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  Further education

  by ExBethelitenowPIMA in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i just saw on a video that there has been a change about further education.

  here is a screenshot of a letter that went to all elders.

  i am an elder but i don’t remember this one, perhaps it is only for some areas?.

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  @nicolau

  Letter to Elders

  WHILE THE FAITHFUL SLAVE HAS LONG PROVIDEO LOVING COLNSEL ON THE DANGERS OF PURSUING HIGHER EDUCATION, IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT FOLLOWING SUCH A COURSE IS NOT OUTLAWED IN THE CHRISTIAN CONGREGATION.

  (2 COR. 3:17) TREREFORE, IT IS NOT NECESSARY OR WISE FOR ELDERS TO CREATE RIGID RULES ON SUCH MATTERS, ESPECIALLY AS THE FAITHFUL SLAVE HAS NOT DONE SO.

  RATHER, ELDERS SHOULD BE GUIDED BY SCRIPTURAL PRINCIPLES AND ASSESS EACH CASE ON ITS OWN MERITS. THE SHEPHERD BOOK, CHAPTER 8, PARAGRAPH 30, HELPS US IN THIS REGARD BY POSING A NUMBER OF QUESTIONS FOR ELDERS TO CONSIDER. HAVING CONSIDERED SUCH QUESTIONS, IF A BROTHER WHO IS PURSUING HIGHER EDUCATION SATISFIES THE SCRIPTURAL REQUIREMEMTS FOR AN APPOINTED MAN IN EVERY OTHER RESPECT, THERE IS NO REASON WHY HE CANNOT SERVE AS AN ELDER OR MINISTERIAL SERVANT.
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  What If?

  by peacefulpete in

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  recent news about beards is getting lots of attention.

  it made me wonder if any guys will return to the church under the impression that 'so much has changed'.

  back when, i knew a couple guys who were outspoken about beards, seeing it as an issue, and was never terribly moved by their viewpoint.

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  @peacefulpete

  I learned outside, that JWs (including the own family) only have conditional love.

  True unconditional love is only outside the JWs possible.

  So I would never ever return to this fake love cult.
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  Lard I Mean Lloyd Evans Patreoff Pool - January 2024

  by DerekMoors in

  1. social
  2. humour

  okay people, you know the drill.

  give us your best estimate for where jabba the hut's fatter, broker cousin will be with patrons on january 2.. some numbers to consider:.

  last september is when he did his beg-fest and peaked at 478. just two months later, early november, he was down to 427. .

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  393 - my number for January 2024
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  Lloyd Evans Patreoff Pool - December 2023

  by DerekMoors in

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  put in your bets as to where you think lard i mean lloyd evans will land after december's drop in his patrons.

  in september he started at 457 patrons, did his whiny begging fest and peaked at 478, but then dropped down to 439 at the beginning of october.

  as of this moment (nov. 6), he's at 427 paid members.. so, where do you think he'll be on december 2nd?

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  to keep it easy - I'm again bet for 411
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  Thought on “0 hours” reporting

  by FFGhost in

  1. watchtower
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  so everyone knows the “big news” of this past weekend, no more reporting of hours, placements, return visits, etc.

  beginning november 1, jws just tick a box indicating whether they “shared in any form of the ministry during the month”.. so there was a brief comment by a redditor that seems like a brief joke “throwaway comment” but after thinking about it….why not?.

  the idea is, what is “any form of the ministry”?

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  fastJehu

  @inbetween "... Can the bar be any lower?"

  Just get a car number/registration plate with JW in or
  a sticker on the car with JW . org