The Bethel CIA (AKA Service Dept.) has ruled that their can be no:
Smooching
Hugging
Bum Pinching
and especially no wanking
lest they be forced to send in investigators to determine what all the fun is about.
SadElder
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(((((Group Hug)))))
by LittleToe inthere's been too much volatile stuff going around, and a few folks appear tetchy.. can we drop any issues, and just enjoy a ((((group hug)))) for a moment.... ((((hugs to everyone)))).
love you guys.
coz regardless of the ups and downs, this place is a little like the family i lost.... sometimes i need to take a step back, have a break and some quiet time, but that's ok, too.. every blessing to everyone,.
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The only happy witness is...
by SadElder inever notice how the happiest dubs are the one that are clueless?
they think brother circuit overseer is oh so grand, yet in reality he is up for jerk of the year.
they absolutely think everone and everything is wonderful.
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SadElder
Ever notice how the happiest dubs are the one that are clueless? They think brother circuit overseer is Oh so grand, yet in reality he is up for jerk of the year. They absolutely think everone and everything is WONDERFUL.
The analogy thus becomes - is a happy dub is a stupid dub.
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SadElder
Since I'm doe 'dfd I shun thosw dubs who hact like jerks. Give them a taste of their own, and I tell them to their face what I'm doing. What looks I get as I walk away. To bad for them.
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Halloween Anybody?
by simplesally inis anybody going to get dressed up this year?
take little ones trick or treating?
parties?
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SadElder
I'm wearing my Ted Jaracz mask. Wonder how many dubs will lick my boots????
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If you could tell a dub something straight from the heart..................
by BLISSISIGNORANCE indon't hold back.
whether it's an elder, a co, a family member, a friend, a witness who dobbed you in, someone who shunned you yesterday at the mall, anyone at all who you would like to tell!
vent!.
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SadElder
I tell 'em to buzz off.
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NY homosexual HS and Brown vs Board of Education
by Adam inthe supreme court in brown vs. board of education of topeka unanimously declared that separate educational facilities are inherently unequal and, as such, violate the 14th amendment to the united states constitution, which guarantees all citizens "equal protection of the laws.
" a year later the court will order states to begin desegregation "with all deliberate speed.".
isn't segregating schools into hetero and homo in direct violation of this ruling?
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SadElder
As to the constitutionality of such a thing, I don't know nor care. School districts do have special programs for kids at risk. If these kids will blossom and grow by being in a special school, then give it to them.
Oh lord I'm truning into a Democrat
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KH Renovation Survey
by Nosferatu inthis was one of the most rediculous things i've ever seen.
so i scanned it.
(hope it's a decent size, if not i'll resize it)..
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SadElder
This form or somethingn similar is used to determine the ability of the local cong. to pay a loan. No names are used on the form and there is no aatempt made to imply this is a pledge. No interest is charged for loans made by WTS now.
IN times past whenever I was involved with this type of thing we always took half of the total amounts that were indicated from all the forms and used this to calculate the estimated payment. Loans are issued by Pa. Corp. for ten years 0% interest.
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My two week consulting trip to Bethel (the beginning of the end) part 2
by seven006 inas we entered a door of the administration building we did not head to the elevator to take us up the eight floors to the main administration floor.
i looked around the room and asked, "what's up with her?
i was going to work with the elder from hell who ran the photography department.
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SadElder
Oh Boy, Oh Boy, Oh Boy, does this thread bring back the memories of days gone by. And also bye, bye for that matter. BTW the name of the English woman - Marina Sydlick (AKA Ice Woman). The photo dept. overseer - Jim Spencer, later demoted for using the Bethel equipment to make money (discussed elsewhere on this board). Don't know who you slammed with the door, sounds like fun.
Leave poor Freddy and his sartorial skills alone. I always found it quite amusing to see what he would wear next. I remember him giving someone's (Bethelite) funeral discourse wearing a Hawaiian style shirt with a paisley tie and no jacket. Probably the same shoes you saw. It was a hoot.
more, more, more
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Odd, Rocky Mountain-type JWs in the News
by Funchback indon't know if this was posted or not but after reading this story the moral is that we should always have a chaperone with us wherever we go!
http://www.trib.com/ap/wire_detail.php?wire_num=176272 and.
http://rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,drmn_15_2226589,00.html.
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SadElder
According to the rules of the WTS they must now be disfellowshipped because they spent the night together under improper circumstances.
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Learning The Language.
by Englishman ina few moments ago, in the chat room, reference was made to a tv series called "mi 5".
now simon, little toe and myself had never heard of it, even though it's a brit programme.
reason is, because in the uk, it's simply called "spooks".. it was immediately pointed out to us that this is a derogatory term in the us, although over here it simply means "ghosts".. so, ladeez and gentlemen, .
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SadElder
In the south it would be completely inappropriate to use the word around certain persons of color. No offense intended but I do know some who would be offended regardless of your personal meaning in using it.