Oh brother! What a dufus.
Such a loving display of kindness and concern for the flock.
Can you perhaps swear out a restraining order against that person? You could correctly state that this preson has attempted bullying tactics against you and that you are in fear of bodily injury from him. Then go back for your books, and if he attemptt to bully you, have him arrested. That ought to look good on the 6 o'clock news.
Where was your el-dub buddy during all this?