Posts by SadElder

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Revealed.....How some Watchtower articles are written
by Watchtower-Free in
1. social
2. humour
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SadElder

Like the Jack Daniels bottle in the background on the left.
It must have been the spirits that "moved" him.
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Who really is the faithful and discreet slave?
by quincemyles in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
matthew 24:45-47: who really is the faithful and discreet slave whom his master appointed over his domestics, to give them their food at the proper time?

happy is that slave if his master on arriving finds him doing so.

truly i say to you, he will appoint him over all his belongings.".
SadElder

The dubs have built an entire belief system along with a hierarchy to enforce it based on this one scripture. I could never understand this scripture as applied when I was a dub.
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Well another one leaves the Borg.
by John Aquila in
1. jw
2. experiences
i took a quick trip to the store and i happened to see a young man (about 26-28 years old) who got baptized about the same time i was leaving- about 2 years ago.

a couple of pioneer sisters found him in the door to door work.

one of them, a very attractive girl.
SadElder

Does she have to be 40-50 years of age and do they need to know each other for 10 or 20 years? I know several that have done that and are now in their 60s and still single.

Witnesses are a gossipy bunch. They're like chickens, find a little flaw and they'll peck you to death. So regardless of the circumstances some dub will find something to complain about or find fault with. They'll have the back room setup before the sun sets.
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Teddy Hero Worship Continues -- Sept 15 Study Edition Bio on Melita Jaracz
by LostGeneration in
1. watchtower
2. bible
very weird article, you can read it here if you can tolerate such nonsense:.

http://www.jw.org/en/publications/magazines/w20150915/melita-jaracz-blessing-in-life/.

basically teddy was a super, duper spiritual giant who went undercover behind the iron curtain, sorta james bond like.
SadElder

I had been at Bethell for a week or so working on a special project, I remember walking down one of the tunnels past Ted and Melita. I spoke and they both ignored me, she looking down her nose as if I wasn't worthy of acknowledgement. I said well "huh... I never" and then I got a muttered response. "Enjoy being with my dear brothers and sisters".... maybe with a paper handshake at hand.
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Is anyone keeping a running total of WT real estate sales and acquisitions world wide?
by SadElder in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
i've been searching both the forum and on-line and can't seem to find what i need.

does anyone have access to a running total of all the real estate transactions going on with the dubs.

it would be nice to see this in an excel sheet or some other printable form..
SadElder

Thank df1, that's a start.
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Is anyone keeping a running total of WT real estate sales and acquisitions world wide?
by SadElder in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
i've been searching both the forum and on-line and can't seem to find what i need.

does anyone have access to a running total of all the real estate transactions going on with the dubs.

it would be nice to see this in an excel sheet or some other printable form..
SadElder

I've been searching both the forum and on-line and can't seem to find what I need. Does anyone have access to a running total of all the real estate transactions going on with the dubs. It would be nice to see this in an excel sheet or some other printable form.
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Serious business
by brandnew in
1. social
2. humour
this my friends will help in a long struggle that me and my girlfriend are having.........does the toilet paper unravel over or under.

thank you for your cooperation on this timely matter...
SadElder

brandnew: you're welcome
I couldn't help myself. The computer made me do it.
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Serious business
by brandnew in
1. social
2. humour
this my friends will help in a long struggle that me and my girlfriend are having.........does the toilet paper unravel over or under.

thank you for your cooperation on this timely matter...
SadElder

The Operating Committee having been consulted, and after several fact finding three hour meetings, has determined that paper rolls in the brother's restroom should be over, and rolls in the sister's restroom should be under. However, at the beginning of each service year (September 1) rotation will be swapped in each restroom.
During the meetings held the brothers were unable to determine if quilted Northern or Charmin tissue should be purchased and whether only white should be used with out colors or printing? The Service Committees of all congregations were duly consulted, but no consensus was achieved. Accordingly a letter signed by all members of each Service Committee has been forwarded to Tony "spanx the monkey" Morris for an official ruling. Until such time as a response is received each congregation publisher should bring their own toilet tissue roll to each meeting. To avoid overloading the septic system, publishers are advised to use only one sheet per toilet visit.
Your brothers,
Kingdom Hall Operating Committee
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New JW video, song and dance
by Listener in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
the current jws do not cease to amaze.

here's their latest video on youtube and straight from bethel.. there is a lot of work involved in this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwou6e5vwbo .
SadElder

Can't find it now. "Joe Bethelite" complained. Yeah right.
Anyone have it recorded? I meant to come back and copy it but forgot.
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Happy at Bethel. Can't believe what I'm seeing.
by Pubsinger in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
apologies if this has already been posted but i am speechless.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnbmyudrwgs&x-yt-ts=1422327029&x-yt-cl=84838260#t=72.
SadElder

Let's see how long it takes for Crooklyn to send out a letter advising that this was for the Bethel family only or some such drivel.
I noticed on one of the sites that displayed this video that some people were shocked at the "worldliness". Can you imagine? Oh my a worldly song, and dancing, such a sin. If it was up to Tony 'spank the monkey', everyone would sit at home reading Watchtowers every waking minute. No music, no TV except WT TVLand, no spanx, no colored socks, and no laughing.