blondie, have you ever watched guys light their farts and then explode in giggles? Well, I finally 'got it'. My ex and I used to go up country and spend the weekend with some friends. One evening we had a few beers, and my ex and our friend (fully clothed), were lighting their farts ------- shoots flame, and I have to admit that it was too funny! They just don't let us in on this stuff when we are kids. They compare them, they brag about the size of their BM, it's all too funny if you think about it. "the boy inside the man' and all that. ; )
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I'm Naughty
by Sabin ini'm a naughty girl, i love it, it makes me laugh & i love to laugh.
life is so serious, not enough smiles i think.
my husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from despicable me.
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Crisis of Conscience- World Wide Cease & Desist
by Newly Enlightened inhttp://www.commentarypress.com/copyright/.
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https://youtu.be/fdzzl453drq.
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^^^ Pot, meet kettle.
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Plans for huge Jehovah's HQ take shape
by Formerbrother inhttp://www.chelmsfordweeklynews.co.uk/news/11227290.plans_for_huge_jehovah_s_hq_take_shape/.
its going to be a real beautiful place when its finished.. they are going for quality over quantity.
it used to be accommodation for a few thousand permanent residents, now its looking like less than a thousand permanent with the possibility of a few thousand more in temporary accommodation should the need arise.. some say the plans are going to be like a garden of eden in england :) i mean they had farming in london over the years but this is going to be epic what they are planning for temple farm at chelmsford.. they are planting thousands (literally) of fruit trees, including tropical fruits in huge green houses, huge vines yards and then the same basic farming activities as before.
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In January, Michael Bowers of ASB Skips was £6,000 fined by Chelmsford Magistrates for running illegal waste sites on the land and there is a history of enforcement notices served on previous owners.
In a letter to the council, IBSA said the land was “likely” to be contaminated.
IBSA’s headquarters is currently located in Mill Hill, North London. The charity sais it had chosen Temple Farm for its new home because it has “excellent transport links and is set in a beautiful rural location”.Hmmm... shades of Warwick. Obviously, they don't have to worry about contaminated land and getting poisoned. Why? Because Armageddon is just around the corner!
A COUNCILLOR said plans for the live/work centre will improve the area - and that Jehovah’s Witnesses will make great neighbours.
Michael Harris, the Conservative ward councillor for Bicknacre, East and West Hanningfield, said: “I believe this development will make a huge, favourable difference to the area. It’s been a dreadful site for some time.
“There will be some areas of concern, but I would like to see this put in place as soon as possible.”They should talk to that city politician in NYC who made the Brooklyn deal back in 2002 (?). The WTBTS agreed to make neighbourhood improvements in exchange for re-zoning consideration. Over 12 years and how many MILLIOINS was it sold for?, not ONE of the projects they promised to undertake, has been done.
I really hope the Brits are examining their tax-free status,,,,,,,,,,,,,, REALLY.
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I'm Naughty
by Sabin ini'm a naughty girl, i love it, it makes me laugh & i love to laugh.
life is so serious, not enough smiles i think.
my husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from despicable me.
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wow, this thread has really come along! re the butt plugs, it's important to purchase the kind for that purpose, and should have a flared end.
Giordano, that would be literotica, right? A friend put me onto that site a long time ago, you are so right!
have fun, kids!
Stanlivedeath, my condolences, that gives me a sad, truly. xx -
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Imagine
by Doug Mason inmary gives birth to a girl..
jesus shares the lead in his ministry with a woman..
half of jesus leading disciples and half of his apostles are women..
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Can I have some of what you are smoking, Doug? :P
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Crisis of Conscience- World Wide Cease & Desist
by Newly Enlightened inhttp://www.commentarypress.com/copyright/.
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https://youtu.be/fdzzl453drq.
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Ray's Books. And Copyrights!
by DwainBowman inthe copyright owner has posted a message on the internet, and can be found below!.
ray franz.
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it cant take 18 months to transfer through the Library of Congress , I'm sorry but I'm just not accepting that we live in the 21st century not the 18th, and I like most of us have read the links,
Obfuscate: obscure, confuse, make unclear, blur, muddle, complicate, overcomplicate, muddy, cloud, befog
(JRK, you inspired me to write that, the word "minion" comes to mind as well.)
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Atheists and Christmas
by nicolaou inyes, we can enjoy christmas!.
we can put up and decorate a xmas tree, wrap and give presents and get the whole section of non-jw family round for a big turkey dinner with all the trimmings - yum!.
we don't feel guilty about getting time off work and relaxing in front of all those cheesy xmas movies (baby's day out is still my favourite).. so if, unlike me, you want to frame your festivities in a story of a magical baby go right ahead, this thread isn't about belief bashing.. whatever your definition of the 'true meaning of christmas', mine is just as valid; it's the celebration of my freedom, my ability to choose how to live my life and who to share it's joys with.. so let this rabid, godless, antichrist of an atheist wish you all a very merry christmas!
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You paste in the link, then highlight it. Click on the link icon, paste link in the proper box (it may already be prompted), then hit the "Insert Link" button..
Okay, i am not a Mariah fan, but understand her appeal. :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY&feature=youtu.be
Had to add this, wow, just saw it for the first time! :)
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Chinese Tiger Park bred 110 tigers in 2015
by fulltimestudent inthese tigers are known as siberian tigers, and have been considered endangered.. http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2015-12/10/c_134903867.htm.
there are 10 good piks on the link..
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New TV gadget
by Dagney inso today i did it.
i cut my dish network programming to basic....$20 a month ty very much.
instead i have $60 streaming device that gives me everything i need.
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New CRTC (Canadian gov't) regulations make the cable companies offer better for now - you only have to purchase basic, and can add individual channels for about $3 each. Public pressure and letters to the CRTC drive legislation. The telephone and cable companies get pretty much free reign of a 'new' service for a few years, make a load of cash, then they get regulated down to a more reasonable deal. That's what happened with cell-phone contracts. New regs. last year forced them to charge a flat fee for cancellation rather than pay out your 3-yr contract. It's a good thing.
Putlocker works great, especially since we have new laws against P2P file sharing. Fines are steep, but prosecution is unlikely - still, one must stay clear of the law! Also, network shows must be made available free for 1 week after initial showing.
I'm sure, Simon, that the telecommunications industry has it all planned out. Yes, cable is saying good bye ... have you noticed how they are pushing wi-fi? Not because it is better for the consumer, but it requires much less 'infrastructure'. No installer running cables, etc. Who knows what the future will bring? One thing is for sure, we shall pay for it dearly. hahaha, for sure.
