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  Meeting RollerDave and seeing his aposta-truck up close

  by Gopher in

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  sometimes when someone new comes on the board and makes a big splash, you wonder if it's all for real.. rollerdave arrived on this board in the last couple months and has lit it up with his insight and wit, including recent experiences dealing with his old family and congregation.. after i pm'd dave here i learned he was indeed the same dave i knew back in a north-side minneapolis kingdom hall oh so many years ago.

  we talked on the phone last weekend and actually got together for the first time last night.

  as i expected he is just as genuine and witty and fun as he shows on this discussion board.

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  we even have a basement perfect for doing dark rituals and puppy sacrifices or whatever the JWs think we apostates do

  ROTFLMAO

  NICE
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  Final batch of Blank Covers to Finish Series for now, Thanks!

  by Wasanelder Once in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  here are the final batch of blank covers for this time round.

  in response to those who ask, i have seen the private edition cover from brazil or wherever that has been posted.

  i'm waiting for an english version to put up for captions.

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  MORE OF OUR TAX FREE PROPERTY.........
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  Final batch of Blank Covers to Finish Series for now, Thanks!

  by Wasanelder Once in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  here are the final batch of blank covers for this time round.

  in response to those who ask, i have seen the private edition cover from brazil or wherever that has been posted.

  i'm waiting for an english version to put up for captions.

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  THE JOYS OF ORAL $EX
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  Final batch of Blank Covers to Finish Series for now, Thanks!

  by Wasanelder Once in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  here are the final batch of blank covers for this time round.

  in response to those who ask, i have seen the private edition cover from brazil or wherever that has been posted.

  i'm waiting for an english version to put up for captions.

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  THE JW PORN EDITION
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  Anyone live in the country or have a mini farm?

  by BrentR in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  it seems alot of members here live in the burbs or city so i was wondering who else besides me lives on acreage or rural areas?

  i live on eight acres at the base of the cascade foothills.

  a half mile away the power lines stop and the old logging roads start.

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  grew up on a farm of over 200 acres.......... damn i miss it. could go shooting from the back porch everyday.... cant so much now. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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  kingdom hall sound team

  by jacethespace in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i was one of the group of sound servers in the congregation to play kingdom hall tunes, flip mikes on,etc.record the meetings [ scary thought].half the time we had to replace the casette tapes as people never returned them after they lent them.well anyway a few times i often entertained thoughts that i would love to start the opening of a meeting with bon jovi- living on a prayer or some other rock song like that.oh what the hell i think i,ll return one more time and leave with a loud entrance.

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  The most I ever did was turn off the phone connection for people listening to the meeting from home.

  lol that was the best....... at least that way you know that someones haveing a better night not having to stomach that horses***

  there was this one brother who was notoriously long winded............ would give 10 minute answers which coulda been summed up in one word. one time sunday meeting was long over..... like 10 minutes past 12 noon and the last comment was givein to this fool............. after 5 minutes i turned his mike off............ oops battery must have went dead in the mike....... so sorry........................... wouldnt you know it the brother with the other mike went over there to use his....... miraculosly his was dead as well....... damn the luck.

  after ward they came to bitch at me about doing it on purpose........ i already thought of that so i unplugged the correct wire in back so when i showed them that both the mikes were on......... still no sound lol.

  the best thing about running the mikes was............... you got to stay awake for the wt....zzzzzzzzzzzzz otherwise. that and if there were any hot chicks with low cut tops............ you at least had an excuse to stare...... gotta make sure the mike is between 6 and 8 inches from their mouths.

  always have a fool who wants to grab the mike and swallow it instead of have you hold it the proper distance........... i used to keep it out of their reach and watch them grab for it over and over. i knew how the mike was assembled so i could twist it and make the little bud fall loose and would give me the excuse to take the mike away and fix it whilst giveing them a dirty look for BREAKING it lol.

  i had fun running the sound.... untill brother incompetent became an elder and HAD to have some PRIvLEDGE......... that fool couldnt do the literature or territorys and they damn sure didnt want to trust him with their money..... so i got bumped.... and the sound was never right again after that.
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  Here's your chance, caption time for Covers 13

  by Wasanelder Once in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  here are some wt and aw covers for your amusement.

  i will put up 9 now and 9 later.

  go nuts, have fun, keep the text big for the video and i'll let you know when its on youtube... w.once.

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  1) no more dramas...... instead orgies at district conventions to keep people awake

  2) trophy wives of the governing body(used to hide the fact they prefer little boys)

  3) all i wanted was to see the world, instead i got brainwashed

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  5)what do you mean the end isnt comeing before retirement?

  6) SWF seeks couples for no strings fun

  7) governing body kiddie porn secrets revealed

  8) just getting video proof for your judical committee

  9) OK OK i watched a R rated movie
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  Dinosaurs and the Bible

  by zennin in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  if you were a jw (!!

  ), how would you explain dinosaurs and the bible?

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  there was a brother who swore up and down that dinosaurs DID NOT EXIST because they werent mentioned in the bible...............(moron)

  swore this for years........... untill someone showed him a watchtower article about them............
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  Knights Templar win heresy reprieve after 700 years

  by sf in

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  2. beliefs

  http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071012/wl_nm/vatican_templars_dc;_ylt=aon147mb3hvzn88ae3sqxkpbbbaf.

  knights templar win heresy reprieve after 700 years .

  by philip pullellathu oct 11, 8:21 pm et .

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  found this story interesting too. No doubt that the Knights were betrayed by the church they served.

  Hey, it only took 700 years to clear their name. Imagine what will happen in the next 700.

  maybe the witnesses will admit what bastards they have been and renounce disfellowshiping and remake themselves in a christian way..... and actually draw more people than leave each year
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  Bed Fluff!!!! are you a nut like me?

  by restrangled in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i need new sheets every other night.

  they must be at least 400 count and ironed!

  there has to be 4 pillows...2 each...... down.... and the other 2 micro fiber, split between two people.. i cannot stand heavy comforters.

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  when you comeing to my house .............. i have never vaccumed my mattress....... is that bad?