I've been up all night thinking about Mavericks terrible situation.
I've only ever tried this on a cat, but Maverick this just might work. Get a pen and paper to write down a list of materials you'll need to quickly pass your stones.
1. Safety goggles
2. A white full body labratory suit
3. Rubber gloves
4 Plywood...hammer and nails
5. Packing tape
First cover your windows with plywood to prevent a possible broken window or God forbid some innocent passerby being struck by one of your stones.
Now cut the ass and crotch out of the lab suit and put it along with the safety goggles and rubber gloves on.
Like I said, this does cause unexplained things to happen with cats and I'm quite sure it will also cause you to do things you never thought possible.
Bend over and press the packing tape firmly (but gently) on your exposed anus, now firmly grip your pistola and aim it in a safe direction and rip the tape off at the same time in a smooth but firm fashion.
If the police call because of reported small arms fire, say you never heard anything.
You may also want to supply ear plugs for your neighbours.