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  What Makes You Feel Loved?

  by Corvin in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  what does it take in order for you to feel absolutely loved by your significant other?

  do they have to talk to you in a certain tone?.

  do they have to touch you in a certain way?.

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  shotgun

  Don't feel bad LT and Gumby...I know for a fact that Gumby's wife wanted to do that but just couldn't find the little fellas.

  What makes you feel loved?

  I was in a park one summer day with my daughter, the sun was shining, there was a slight breeeze blowing and you could smell the flowers which were blooming. All of this with the sound of children in the background. As I closed my eyes to let it all sink in I felt something on my leg, you guessed it...someone's ugly mutt was humping my leg in front of all the children. He looked up and our eyes locked, then I kicked him off but for a brief intense moment there was real love there. The kind of love you don't experience everyday...unless that's your dog of course.
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  need translation from English to German

  by Mulan in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  will someone do this translation for me pleae?.

  "yes i can ship paraway pack to germany.

  the cost is $53.00 (u.s. dollars) per pack, and shipping will be about $20.00.

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  shotgun

  Hope this helps Mulan.

  The European Union commissioners have announced that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

  In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

  Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plase....
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  Austrailia doesn't get "mooned" tonight.

  by gumby in

  1. jw
  2. friends

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  poor ozzie, prisca, stephen, and other down under bastards.

  they get no lunar eclipse tonight.. for those who don't know....tonight is going to be a total eclipse of the heart....i mean moon, starting at 6:14 pm, and becoming total an hour later, then lasting till 9:54pm.. this eclipse will be visable on all continents except austrailia.. gumby

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  shotgun

  XJW

  I'm shocked you would let everyone see the picture from the police line up you were forced to participate in...Were the JW couple you mooned able to finger you by saying " Yes that's the apostate arsehole right there officer"
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  Austrailia doesn't get "mooned" tonight.

  by gumby in

  1. jw
  2. friends

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  poor ozzie, prisca, stephen, and other down under bastards.

  they get no lunar eclipse tonight.. for those who don't know....tonight is going to be a total eclipse of the heart....i mean moon, starting at 6:14 pm, and becoming total an hour later, then lasting till 9:54pm.. this eclipse will be visable on all continents except austrailia.. gumby

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  shotgun

  I think it must be sign of the end...end of what I don't know.

  Ozzie..why do you call bare bums Sheila's.

  Sheesh yous guys...your turds even go backwards when you flush them.
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  Did you pass your driving test 1st time?..if not....

  by Brummie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what did you fail on?

  brummie (my dtest on monday 1st nov...shyte i dont think i have a chance).

  anyways, i going out to have a good time, wont be back till tomorrow, so see ya then.

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  shotgun

  Nope I passed both times
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  607 and Jesus

  by kwintestal in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  a discussion with my grandmother the other day regarding dates for the destruction of jerusalem raised a question.

  she stated that the 607 date can be confirmed by the date that jesus was either born or started his ministry...which i can't exactly remember.

  she said this was discussed recently at a meeting, and that if you go by the date that jesus was on earth, you arrive at 607.. can anyone elaborate on this belief and why it is wrong?

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  shotgun

  When relatives and even Elders confront me and ask if I'm still hung up on dates I tell them I'm over that now.... then I ask when will the Organization get over it and let go of all the dates as well?

  Job 24 1 "Why does the Almighty not set times for judgment?
  Why must those who know him look in vain for such days?

  Acts 1:6-8
  He said to them: "It is not for you to know the times or dates the Father has set by his own authority.

  1 Thessalonians 5 1 Now, brothers, about times and dates we do not need to write to you, 2 for you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night.

  1 Timothy 1
  3 As I urged you when I went into Macedonia, stay there in Ephesus so that you may command certain men not to teach false doctrines any longer 4 nor to devote themselves to myths and endless genealogies. These promote controversies rather than God's work--which is by faith. 5 The goal of this command is love, which comes from a pure heart and a good conscience and a sincere faith.

  Titus 3

  9 But avoid foolish controversies and genealogies and arguments and quarrels about the law, because these are unprofitable and useless.
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  A confrontation

  by kwintestal in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  last night was one of the toughest nights to date in my adult life.. my parents and grandmother had been repeatedly asking mrs. kwin about arrangements to get to the assembly this comming weekend.

  she isn't going and my family were unaware of her change in beliefs regarding the wts.

  so, instead of putting things off, not giving an answer, avoiding the situation, we stood up.. i'm not sure how long we were there for, an hour, maybe two but it seemed like forever.

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  shotgun

  Kwin

  Sorry man...I know that empty feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you realize the truth is not the truth and trying to convince a faithful dub is near impossible.

  This may sound funny but if your not already thinking this remember they truly probably hurt as much as you and think your eternal welfare is at stake. The situation sucks all around for all parties.

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  You mean "THE TRUTH" don't you!!!!!!

  by Poztate in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i got into trouble with my wife again.

  she had just come home from a one day c.a.

  and felt the "need" to share with me.

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  shotgun

  Walter, I think the bulls may be offended by that comparison!
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  Well, It's Worth a Try....

  by FMZ in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i know, i know, it sounds like a scheme / scam... but reputable sources (namely kevin rose on techtv) have said that this is not a scam.

  it has been widely discussed on the internet and tv, and everyone says it works.

  anyway.. yes... you can get a free ipod by just having 5 people sign up and take a quick survey (about 15 questions).

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  shotgun

  Hmm...slightly drunk and lonely woman who is known to frolick nikkid on birthdays (doesn't seem to matter who's birthday) announces bf is of no service for months...damn it to hell.

  If I were still a practisin dub I could have made a service call and talked to ya bout man's fall from paradise (nikkid people that were deceived by a talking snake with legs) after leading into it with a short segway on crime in your neighbourhood.
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  You mean "THE TRUTH" don't you!!!!!!

  by Poztate in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i got into trouble with my wife again.

  she had just come home from a one day c.a.

  and felt the "need" to share with me.

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  shotgun

  Drives ya batty don't it.

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/69759/1096681/post.ashx#1096681