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  Great, jumpin' Locusts...

  by Special K in

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  i wonder if this is what moses saw,if so, there are several more plagues to come.. .

  plague of locusts swarm israel .

  by revital levy stein / the associated press eilat, israel - swarms of locusts that earlier plagued egypt brought their devastation on southern israel on sunday, devouring lawns and palm trees and causing panic among some children who wondered when the next biblical plague might strike.

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  shotgun

  Hmm..you never mentioned this before.

  I suppose it was a traumatic event you would rather forget. The sight of all those Army worms with their little helmets on advancing on the unsuspecting lawns and gardens...oh the horror of suburban warfare.
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  Two years and I succumb to the meetup machination...

  by czarofmischief in

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  christ, what is wrong with me?

  is the dubbishupbringing clouding my judgement?

  does it truly feel like i need to go to the meet up place?

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  shotgun

  Czar..can't think of anyone I'd rather share a drink with...as long as we can throw eggs at the Laodacian Messengers Grave after.
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  This or that

  by DIY2008 in

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  pick one...this or that and then give someone else something to choose from!.

  smile .

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  shotgun

  Damn you SP you posted before I could reply...

  I prefer you swallow.

  Car...67 Mustang or 67 Chevelle

  Tim Hortons coffee or Starbucks coffee?
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  This is about out beloved Dansk

  by mouthy in

  1. jw
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  how sorry i was to hear from dansk-he is going through a very difficult time.. i would like all prayers, thoughts, please keep this in mind ____ for me!!!!.

  the sad news he has cancer.it is lymphoma!!!

  they are waiting on the results of the biopsy before determining treatment..... he didnt want me to say anything at first- as he feels you all have your own problems & he didnt want to upset anyone-because he says "they are dear friends".

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  shotgun

  That is certainly a full routine Ian....makes the bethelites look like pussies.

  Glad your stringing good days together and not having as many bad days as before...good signs that your doing something right.

  Take care
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  WHY DO YOU INSIST on clinging to the Bible as anything other than fiction?

  by Terry in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  have you made the same effort investigating the history of how scripture was written down, compiled, redacted and selected as you did reinforcing your jw doctrines week after week at the kingdom hall?.

  if you have; then you know it cannot be factual.. there have always been agendas.

  the people with the agendas needed to wield power and using an invisible backup agent was a great device for controlling others.. somebody is always insisting they have an invisible and mysterious source of divine information and selling it like hotcakes and syrup.

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  shotgun

  It only makes interesting debate and maybe also a slightly useful tool to trip up WT teachings which most often stray from it.

  The only part I still cling to is the Song of Soloman because Gumby likes me to read him the verses about "breasts like two young Gazelles" and "a lovable hind like a mountain goat" those verses always make him cry.
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  After 6 months of working on it, it's finally done

  by seven006 in

  1. jw
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  i haven't been posting much lately for three reasons, iv been working my butt off, also trying to slip in a little time to finish my web site, and, i no longer get the one time joy and personal fulfillment i use to get giving shit to all the christians on this board.

  to be honest, i really like some of the open minded christians here even if they still hang on to the jesus myth.

  my new outlook on it all is, what ever floats your rocks.. .

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  shotgun

  Very cool Dave, I checked out the whole site...is it possible to buy poster size pictures of some of the work?...liked that Mona Lisa smile too.

  I was a little put off that you decided to delete my nudes......Ya know....the action ones where I was tap dancin while holding a WT in one hand and a Doctor Pepper in the other.
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  Guideposts and Serena Williams

  by Triple A in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  imagine my surprise when my wife shows me the cover of the october 2004 guideposts with serena williams photo on it and the caption, "serena williams serving the spirit.

  " for those that have not heard of the guideposts, from its own pages, "guideposts is a monthly inspirational, interfaith, nonprofit magazine written by people from all walks of life.

  its articles help readers achieve their maximum personal and spiritual potential.

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  shotgun

  I like the catchy add...Triple your prayer power Guaranteed...bet they are selling a Megafone

  Doh!.... I got punked by a Pinhead.

  ps: shotgun, maybe her prayers are why she's smacking balls for a living while you just suck them...
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  Record of the WT "Controling" $2.8 Billion

  by Gerard in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  jpmorgan liquid assets money market fund 2,812,686,762.

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  shotgun

  Bebu

  The book lauds how Russell died with $11 to his name,

  The only reason he escaped with that 11 dollars was because he had clinched tightly in his asscheeks, and only then because Rutherford forgot where he left it.
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  Guideposts and Serena Williams

  by Triple A in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  imagine my surprise when my wife shows me the cover of the october 2004 guideposts with serena williams photo on it and the caption, "serena williams serving the spirit.

  " for those that have not heard of the guideposts, from its own pages, "guideposts is a monthly inspirational, interfaith, nonprofit magazine written by people from all walks of life.

  its articles help readers achieve their maximum personal and spiritual potential.

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  "And I pray, Help me stay strong out here. Help me stay calm and do my best. Thank you, Lord."

  She sure grunts awfully loud when she returns the ball considering the lord is helping her...he must be a slacker. I wonder if he helps Andy Roddick with his incredible serve.

  Makes me sick when I see anyone ask God to help them with petty things when children are starving all over the world.
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  Record of the WT "Controling" $2.8 Billion

  by Gerard in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  jpmorgan liquid assets money market fund 2,812,686,762.

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  shotgun

  Man..... they would shite their pleated pants if Jesus told them to give all their riches to the poor and come follow him!

  Special guest speaker at GB meeting today is Jesus.

  Yes Jesus you have the floor.

  Jesus: Why yall storing up treasures where moth and rust consume?

  Ted: Aw Christ I knew you were going to ask that. Money market funds are very secure in this time of the end Jesus...there almost as secure as a UN library card...ha ha *slaps Jesus on the back*