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  ON MARCH 26,1918 SATAN WAS HURLED DOWN TO THE EART

  by minimus in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  according to the your will be done book ..."there is scriptural reason to believe that by the time of the annual celebration of the lord's evening meal on march 26, 1918, satan the devil was hurled down to the earth.

  "now this must have been quite the war, since we are taught that by october 1 or 2 1914, satan was waging war with michael and he was thrown to the vicinity of the earth.

  that is why since 1914 we have such a short time left.....how do they get these crazy dates and how can people believe this if they really think about it?

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  shotgun

  I may be mistaken but didn't Satan possess a certain man when he was cast down to the earth..

  A cigar smoking, cane wielding maniacal alcoholic who intened to set up his own kingdom on the Earth with a Palace in San Diego.
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  Who here has a way with women?

  by obiwan in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok, i'm know 'm going to take a beating here ( at least i hope so ).

  i am interested in knowing what other guy's "skills" are.

  can you be in a room of women only and get them to talk to you?

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  shotgun

  Flattery for openers..then listen intently to what they have to say about various subjects.

  Everyone including women like to be listened too. Its harder if they are complete strangers...

  If your in a doctors office don't ask..So what ya in for...then scratch your crotch..definite no no.
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  To Jehovah's Witnesses, Jehovah and Satan Are EQUAL

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  jw's always say that we better watch out because satan the devil is always looking at us to try to devour us.

  we are told not to get involved with anything that is against god's will because satan is constantly looking at us to trick us into serving him.

  satan is so powerful that he influences billions of people.

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  shotgun

  I think they teach that Christ was enthroned in 1914 and at that time a battle started in heaven which lasted until 1918 when Satan was finally banished to the earth...yeah I know it makes no sense.
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  my grammy had a nervous breakdown

  by jwbot in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  my fathers mother, my grammy...had a nervous breakdown recently.. she is a witness, although been inactive.

  well aparently, from what my witness mom says, she went to a funeral in a catholic church and the guilt was too much for her.

  and also "hanging around your aunt terry" - the disfellowshipped one.. so guys, now disfellowshipped people and catholic churches cause nervous breakdowns.. she couldn't even see that its this unbareable guilt that the publishing company force on the people that caused the nervous breakdown.

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  shotgun

  Sorry to hear that jwbot..do you live close enough to visit her? She may need family now and it sounds like you may be the only one who is objective and not judgemental.

  My mom abandoned my sister when she needed her the most..why? Because the WTBTS said so.

  I have come to realize she plans on doing the same to me as she has already told me I don't want to lose you too.

  Taks care bot
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  To Jehovah's Witnesses, Jehovah and Satan Are EQUAL

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  jw's always say that we better watch out because satan the devil is always looking at us to try to devour us.

  we are told not to get involved with anything that is against god's will because satan is constantly looking at us to trick us into serving him.

  satan is so powerful that he influences billions of people.

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  shotgun

  The more and more you think about the less sense it makes.....

  I agree with Hamas its hogwash.....Satan is everywhere ..at the ready waiting to trip you up...Jehovah on the other hand waits to see if your prayers are sincere before he helps.(Thankyou loving creator)

  Time and unforseen occurrance or Satan are to blame for every bad thing and Jehovah gets the credit for all the good things, often insignificant trivial things in the scheme of life.

  If I accept he is responsible for all the good then he must share some responsibility for the bad. Where was Jehovah when one of his servants shot his 12 yr old son this week. Was his angels too busy helping ones in the false ministry work to lend a helping hand.
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  my father talked to me, and HELPED me!

  by jwbot in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i looked up my student bill on the web today to see how much money i was getting back from the school to buy books and school clothes.

  well, turns out, one of my loans didn't come through, leaving me with a large debt, rather than surplus.. i call up the financial office to find out the problem, my parents made to much money this year and i did not qualify.

  well, my parents have no part in my education, especially financially, since they kicked me out of their house.

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  Hi jwbot

  I'm glad your father came through with a little financial aid.....It breaks my heart though that he was cold to you. You look and sound so bright and beautiful it convinces me more and more to set aside money for my daughter in the way of an RESP so that no matter what, she has an education fund.

  Shotgun
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  Women cause intestinal bowel problems in men, and shorten their life.

  by Pepper in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i have found that women do cause men to die early, even if they don't want to they do.

  they must gods way making gods of us men in due time.

  i love women but i don't like what they can do to a good man namely drive him crazy.

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  Crazy thead

  jwbot said

  Actually, married men live longer, on average, than single men. And guess what? Married women die 2 years earlier than single women...so MEN ARE SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF US LADIES!

  Did you read the thread on toe sucking...maybe men are sucking the life out of women right out through their toes
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  Ever feel like you just wanna chuck it all in.....?

  by ScoobySnax in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok i'm whinging here, but have you ever felt that way about your job/career?

  take today, i'm supposed to be on pa (holiday) from my job, but got called in this morning, turned up on my ward, and ended up staying all day to support the nurses in the team.

  we had 3 cardiac arrests, 1 psychotic patient who was threatening to stab someone, and the usual abusive relatives, who can't seem to see beyond themselves and what they expect.

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  shotgun

  Hi scooby

  Sounds like your good at your job, come on up to Canada we need dedicated nurses and especially one that is highly skilled as you must be. Otherwise break your vacation time up so you have something to look forward too more often.
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  Would you call police on the JW's , if door to door was banned ???

  by run dont walk in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  court: jehovah's witnesses can knock on doors .

  canadian press .

  montreal the quebec court of appeal upheld a lower-court decision wednesday, striking down a municipal bylaw restricting when jehovah's witnesses can go door-to-door to promote their religion.

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  shotgun

  I don't think I'd call the police...I may tell them what they are doing is illegal, get the hell back in your car because I'm calling the police..but it would be a threat only.....most of them don't want to be in that position to begin with.
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  Christianity Today Mag- 32% of JW's leave

  by jst2laws in

  1. social
  2. current

  jehovah's witnesses are identified as the most "mobile" religious group in the us.

  this is based on the percentage of members who convert to, as well as the percentage that leave.

  jw's have the highest percentage in both catagories.. http://www.christianitytoday.com/le/2003/003/19.7.html.

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  shotgun

  Funny how JW's and SDV just can't seem to seperate themselves after all these years.

  Too bad the numbers were not 39% leave.