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  What are the biggest motivating remarks by the Watchtower ???

  by run dont walk in

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  you know, you could almost compare the watchtower to tony robbins, with there constant motivating do more service, attend all meetings.

  what will the watchtower be using to motivate the current members to keep this crap going ???.

  what were the biggest motivating remarks you remember as a loyal jw ??

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  shotgun

  ''You can see Jehovahs direction behind this''

  ''Satan is seeking to devour someone'' ..............guess he's using me for a toothpick!
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  When JWs Knock on Your Door....

  by Frannie Banannie in

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  what are your most successful methods for dealing with their visit?

  do you prefer to "blow 'em off"?

  or do you attempt to dissuade them from their inanity?.

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  Elsewhere I'll call back tomorrow because we are trying to complete the territory before the C.O visits. I hope you enjoyed the last article I left with you about masturbation and the dangers of the internet.....LOL

  Why don't you answer and give them a couple points to think about without revealing your status......you know your annointed status.
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  Jehovah's Witnesses, meet your mother

  by DanTheMan in

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  if you had to describe the faithful slave, information disseminating arm of the organization as having a singular, human personality, what would that personality be like?

  would it not be that of a nagging mother?

  how many "warnings" about apostates, the internet, satan, worldlies, workmates, people met while on vacation, satan, working too much, not putting forth enough effort, the media, slowing down, satan, entertainment, satan satan satan, etc.

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  If I didn't know better I'd say you have mother issues.....LOL

  That's what they claim to be....our mother!

  A mother that eats its young!
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  To the SERPENT.

  by Blueblades in

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  so the lord god said to the serpent:"because you have done this,you are cursed more than all cattle,and more than every beast of the field;on your belly you shall go,and you shall eat dust all the days of your life.

  the cattle and all the rest of creation were cursed as a result of adam and eve's eating,but the serpent was uniquely cursed by being made to slither on its belly.it probably had legs before this curse.now snakes represent all that is odious,disgusting, and low.they are branded with infamy and avoided with fear.

  help me understand this.god curses a physical serpent !!

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  Adam stepped in a cow patty while walking through the Garden with God which caused him to curse...That's how the cattle got cursed..I'm not sure about the beasts of the field.

  And it could have been alot worse for the snakes which were cursed to crawl on thier bellies...have you ever tried crawling on your back..now that's a curse.

  Also I think originally Satan had taken the form of a woodpecker in that fateful tree but Eve always laughed at him.
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  How can I become a leader of the flock of God?

  by Pepper in

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  it would be so neat to be a high mucky muck.

  how can i be a leader of the wts.

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  I hear you have to like up the butt sex......
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  If You Could Take "It" Back, What Would "It" Be???

  by minimus in

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  anything that you've regretted, that "if only" you could take it back, you would??

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  Getting baptized......

  Not dating longer before I got married......

  Telling my wife about my doubts which were in fact truth..............
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  My two week consulting trip to Bethel (the beginning of the end) Part 5

  by seven006 in

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  i knew i had a bright mind, i had been told that my whole life.

  she hated going out in service but since i hated it myself we didn't go do the door to door work much.

  i look back now and i can't believe how controlling and un-loving that religion had made me.

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  shotgun

  Damn you Dave....Your bringing out my feminine side by making me well up with tears.

  Thanks so much for sharing your life with us.
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  past lives?

  by free will in

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  if you could take a guess as to what you were in a past lifetime - what or who would you be?

  in my opinion,(since i don't necessarily believe in reincarnation - i'd guess what i'd like to have been.

  ) if some of you delved further in this topic and actually know what or who you were, please share.

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  Holy crap Ravyn when I started reading your story about a whore who came out of mining town I was releived to find out you didn't mean Loretta Lynn.

  Your experiences sure are vivid and spooky. I never experienced any recognition of past lives.....

  I did have re-occurring dreams until I was in my teens which I never understood, then one day I told my mother and she said I was descibing events which happened in my life between the ages of 1 and 3.....that was kinda cool.
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  Captions anyone?????

  by Savage_Buda in

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  most pictures that are submitted to a captions anyone post are about people no one really knows (exceptions do happen) and most of the submissions are hilarious while others are *cough* ok.

  so here is one of me go for it, lets see what you got!!

  savage

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  shotgun

  BTW your kid looks cute in your avatar........

  LOL
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  Captions anyone?????

  by Savage_Buda in

  1. jw
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  most pictures that are submitted to a captions anyone post are about people no one really knows (exceptions do happen) and most of the submissions are hilarious while others are *cough* ok.

  so here is one of me go for it, lets see what you got!!

  savage

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  shotgun

  You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses and a ponytail would you?