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  Secret handshakes and greetings...

  by FMZ in

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  well, this is more about the various things that people do with their "homies".

  that weird thing where it starts out like a handshake, but then the hand comes around and grasps the thumb, then opens flat, so your palms are against each other, then they slide off.

  (hard to describe...lol) someone did this to me once, and i had no idea what was going on, he had to teach me it.. you see, i was just coming in to work, as the guy before me was leaving... he told me to enjoy my trip to dallas etc... then raised his arm, and bunched up his fist, and then apparently stared at my shoulder... it looked like he wanted to give me a buddy-shoulder-jab, but wasnt close enough, so i stepped towards him.

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  I can't tell you?

  Gumby will show a secret or two!
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  Would you like to hear Corvin sing?

  by Schizm in

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  there are many here that know that farkel is an accomplished pianist, and have actually been able to listen to him play due to the marvels of the internet, compliments of farkel himself.

  but how many of you know that jw.com has at least one other musician?

  his name is corvin.

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  OMG ...Corvin you never said anything about this when we talked.

  You said you played the Organ everyday since you were twelve but a guitar too...
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  Gorgeous!! Stunning!! PHOTOS FLOWERS from me to the Ladies

  by Celtic in

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  here you are ladies, i dedicate all these to you individually, you ruddy bunch of balmpottin beauts.. .

  the two pictures of the bare ground is where i am landscaping the next door neighbours garden, courtesy of the garden artists - 'putting the culture in horticulture', my business.. .

  ok i've been trying to do these two posts now for about 4 hours, simons software is as ever hopeless, not that i do not appreciate his efforts.. what i'll do is this, tomorrow, i will put all these pictures into my yahoo photos and provide the link in a separate post so you will have to wait for that, for now, what is left of my sunday, i want to enjoy for myself, tis too nice to be stuck in front of this machine for another hour.. sorry..

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  LW...there are children who visit this site, would you please watch your language...sheesh

  Is #3 a clematis?

  If you must use dirty language like that and need an outlet for gawds sake give me a call on the phone....after midnight or sumpin!
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  Gorgeous!! Stunning!! PHOTOS FLOWERS from me to the Ladies

  by Celtic in

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  here you are ladies, i dedicate all these to you individually, you ruddy bunch of balmpottin beauts.. .

  the two pictures of the bare ground is where i am landscaping the next door neighbours garden, courtesy of the garden artists - 'putting the culture in horticulture', my business.. .

  ok i've been trying to do these two posts now for about 4 hours, simons software is as ever hopeless, not that i do not appreciate his efforts.. what i'll do is this, tomorrow, i will put all these pictures into my yahoo photos and provide the link in a separate post so you will have to wait for that, for now, what is left of my sunday, i want to enjoy for myself, tis too nice to be stuck in front of this machine for another hour.. sorry..

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  Hmmm...that looks a little limp Xena...what are you trying to tell me damn it!
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  The Termination of the WTS

  by richard in

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  just suppose ... the wts will cease to exist.

  then this forum has lost its right to exist.

  how would you deal with this void in your life?

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  If it did die tomorrow then I'm sure alot of us would still keep in contact but the emotional helplessness I feel when facing the Pagan WT Gods would cease to exist.

  I'd start to live a more happy and worryfree life, now I worry about their influence over everyone and everything related to me, if that possible influence was gone maybe I could breath easier.
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  Gorgeous!! Stunning!! PHOTOS FLOWERS from me to the Ladies

  by Celtic in

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  here you are ladies, i dedicate all these to you individually, you ruddy bunch of balmpottin beauts.. .

  the two pictures of the bare ground is where i am landscaping the next door neighbours garden, courtesy of the garden artists - 'putting the culture in horticulture', my business.. .

  ok i've been trying to do these two posts now for about 4 hours, simons software is as ever hopeless, not that i do not appreciate his efforts.. what i'll do is this, tomorrow, i will put all these pictures into my yahoo photos and provide the link in a separate post so you will have to wait for that, for now, what is left of my sunday, i want to enjoy for myself, tis too nice to be stuck in front of this machine for another hour.. sorry..

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  Celtic you insensitive snot, where are the flowers for us guys? Besides I'm not touching anything of yours to make it get bigger....unless it's got barley and hops in it!
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  BRAG with PHOTOS -->>> your neck of the woods

  by Rabbit in

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  everybody knows how much texans like their lone star state...someone started trashing our state here recently.

  there is good and bad, ugliness and beauty everywhere.... so-o-o...everybody ... i'd like to see some pics of the natural beauty, where you live ?

  or places you'd like to live, too.. i took these yesterday.... .

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  Leolaia

  I couldn't help but notice all of your pictures have a large protruding phallic shaped bldg or a large structural erection in the picture....hmmm
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  My fish and a thread about eating.

  by Stefanie in

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  ok man i am so pissed at my fish!

  i have errr had 2 convicts and one jack dempsy.. two of the asshole fish ate the little convict!

  i am so tempted to flush them down or better yet fry their asses in the pan!

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  Stef ... Special K can tell you a good story about Jack Dempsies

  She had hundreds of dollars worth of exotic fish and the Dempsies went beserk one night and ate them all except for a couple which they chased right out of the tank.
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  Have you ever sprain something ?

  by Xandria in

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  well, the day started okay.. sigh.

  any one have a remedy for a twisted ankle?

  it is swollen on the top and the arch is tender, as well as a few toes.

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  Xandria..I re-read your post...I don't know why I didn't laugh the first time but the second time I was laughing so hard I shed a tear...

  Today in Charlotte, it is known as Meck Dec Day for the Mecklenburg Declaration of Independence. We attended b/c my husband is a decendant of the signers of this document. Anyyy-way.. we get to the old Settlers Cemetery and there is a hole in the grass. It is not visable due to the grass covering it making it look like solid ground. I twisted the (*(@E@#@! out of my left ankle as I went down. All the cousins ( who were decked out btw in Revolutionary period clothing) came to my aid. It was embarassing to fall flat on my face like that in front of all the media of curse (of Course).

  Seeing as it was a wartime reinactment why didn't you yell...Jesus I've been shot, as you fell to the ground.

  Then instead of looking embarrassed you could have pulled off a perfect performance..oh and if only you had some ketchup in your pocket to splatter all over your leg, then your husband could have quickly amputated it for realism and voila!

  Whenever possible make mistakes like that look like they were intentional. One time I backed into a telephone pole at about 15mph in a parking lot, i think there was only one pole to hit in this huge parking lot and I found it.

  This dufus watched as I backed up gathering speed and nailed that baby demolition derby style, it was exactly in my blindspot. I hit it so hard it broke two engine mounts in my car.

  I felt like a stupid ass for not seeing it but even worse that this ahole stood there and watched me without saying a word, so I rolled down my window and yelled BULLSEYE and then asked him if I should do it again. He quickly walked away nervously and never even smiled, guess he figured I was nuts.

  BTW my tongue is better, I hurt it doing push-ups!
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  Good Morning!!!

  by ball. in

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  good morning, and what a wonderfull morning it is too!!!

  i thought the heating was on full whack but i guess summer is here!!

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  Is your name John Ball?

  Cause ya know....

  John Ball hit Mr Ball in the eyeball with a snowball, Mrs Ball called for Doctor Ball to take the snowball out of Mr. Balls eyeball...whew!