Elsewhere....ROFLMAO...great stuff
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Apostate Literature
by glitter in.
a jw once told me apostates print their "own" version of the publications with "convincing" covers to "trick" people - apparently they used to stand outside a shop in sheffield and jws had almost taken literature from them.. has this got any truth to it at all?
i'd have thought most self-published apostate literature would be photocopied leaflets.. other than the brilliant photoshopped spoof covers people post of course!
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Paper cuts and beheadings...
by FMZ inwhilst i was getting ready for work a couple of days ago, the jackass movie was on tv.
i sat and watched for a while, as they did everything from run around japan in panda suits, to shoot bottle rockets out of their buttholes whilst the rocket was tied to another guys weiner.. and then came the paper cut scene.
this is where one of the guys sits in a chair, and lets the others give him paper cuts between his toes, fingers, and even across his lips.
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Don't know FMZ...maybe you can identify with the pain of a papercut but can't with a be-heading. Been there done that kind of thing.
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This is about out beloved Dansk
by mouthy inhow sorry i was to hear from dansk-he is going through a very difficult time.. i would like all prayers, thoughts, please keep this in mind ____ for me!!!!.
the sad news he has cancer.it is lymphoma!!!
they are waiting on the results of the biopsy before determining treatment..... he didnt want me to say anything at first- as he feels you all have your own problems & he didnt want to upset anyone-because he says "they are dear friends".
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Ian
I see SP K has sent this to you
The next time you feel a nice comforting breeze while sitting outside.. that's from me, Ian.
She done that for me too, all I can say is strike a match to kill the smell and say thankyou with a crooked smile.
Above all else keep that positive spirit and great sense of humour Ian.
Have you procured the tea yet? I was wondering what effects it would have on people who do not have cancer, beneficial or not?
BTW..I hope you make it E-man's bbq, I'm sure those ruddybalmpots will perk you up, or vice versa!
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Was There Ever Any Rule That You Thought Was Silly In The Organization?
by minimus inthe rule on having "large gatherings" was stupid.
because some people abused a "christian get-together" that had a lot of people, we could only get together in smaller groups.
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Gumby ..when your Kotex cathes fire throw it on the ground and tampon it....it was in the Kingdum Ministry
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Profound statement thread
by Brummie insomeone said this to me today ... .
"love is not a feeling, its an act of will".
i had never thought that through before.
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Women and cats will always do as they please, men and dogs just need to accept the idea.....Can't remember who penned this.
laughter is, the closest distance between two people...Victor Borge
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?Sweet Revenge?
by Cassiline injust out of the jws i had a town house i rented.
i was moving into another home and the landlord was scum.
when i moved he charged me for every little thing which was already broken or malfunctioning when i moved in and also charged me for hairline cracks in a 50 year old porcine bathtubs and sinks ( which already existed prior to my move in) the list goes on and on.
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Cassi
That's pretty incredible, first the pennies and then peso's...I think that's the best landlord revenge story I've ever heard.
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APOSTAPETS!!!
by ohiocowboy ini thought it would be neat if we could see what each others canine, feline, avian, etc.companions look like.... .
here's my love, her name is chelsea, she is 9-1/2 years, and i have had her since she was 8 weeks old.
she is a golden lab mix, thus i affectionately call her "mutt butt" .
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If it wasn't always shoved up your nose you could use your real one!
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APOSTAPETS!!!
by ohiocowboy ini thought it would be neat if we could see what each others canine, feline, avian, etc.companions look like.... .
here's my love, her name is chelsea, she is 9-1/2 years, and i have had her since she was 8 weeks old.
she is a golden lab mix, thus i affectionately call her "mutt butt" .
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Puter...where the hell did you get that baby picture of Gumby?
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Demons and Inanimate Objects
by VM44 inthe watchtower has published articles telling people not to shop at thrift stores, salvation army stores, etc, because the items purchased might have demons attached!.
experiences have been published by the wt, and particularly the awake!,where people are reported to have been bothered after bringing the used items home.
to only relief was after the objects were taken out and burned, usually after several attempts when the object would not catch fire!.
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VM44
If you look through the bible I don't think there are any cases cited as examples of objects being inhabited by demons, lots of people...and whenever Jesus or his apostles cast out a demon they didn't ask first to see if they had recently purchased any used objects at the Bethleham bazaar..they just cast it out. Pigs work best...they squeal and makes lots of noise scaring the crap out of people after the demon gets in them.
Sad thing is if you really analyze the scriptures they seemed to attribute every malady and sickness to demons.....So were they really casting out demons or just trying to explain sickness?
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how this furniture was thrown out to the pigs going nearby and how they would run screaming around for a handfull of nights before the furniture was thrown away,
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moses and the rock
by fairy in.
i was just thinking about when moses was leading people to the promised land.....and he hit the rock and said i give you water instead of giving the praise to jehovah, well, this is my opinion that if all moses did was say i give you water and didnt give praise to jehovah, then, what hope is there for a lot of the witnesses ......they do a lot worse than that............ what do you think
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That was one hell of a hickory stick Moses had!
Turned into a snake, parted the Red Sea or the Reed Sea depending on how literal you take it(mostly cattails), touched the Nile with it and turned it to blood, tuff enough to bash rocks and find water and on Sundays he used it for stick ball with the Levites.