BluePill2, really good advice.
Punky, Ryanair, cheap flights to Girona for Costa Brava and Majorca. A cheap holiday cottage website is Stilwells/cottages for you.really cheap last minute cottages.
I know what you mean when you have no money though. Times is hard, everything costing more.
Have you thought about getting/borrowing a tent and doing some camping?? I used love that. Take a disposable bbq, few tinnies and a sleeping bag. Lots of nice places in driving distance, doesn't have to be far away or for too long. Just a change of scene.
And if you find yourselves passing my way, please visit.
Love to all of you.