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lawrence
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I got a call from an elder, he wants to come visit tomorrow.........
by fifi40 inso what to do?????.
he was a family friend for years.....i saw him in the supermarket a few months back and he stopped and chatted to me for a while.....he rang me today to see if he can call in the morning for a cuppa......he says he isnt coming to preach...... he is one of those likeable people..........but has had a heart attack shortly after i saw him in the supermarket......he says he is okay now.. so i cant really see the point...........he is older; in his 70's.......and i think whatever we talk about i dont want to be responsible for putting his health at risk by opposing his beliefs.. am i missing an opportunity or should i leave well alone?.
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First time I got Dfd was hilarious
by okiesooner1966 ini was sixteen, my dad was an eld i think po at the time.
i did'nt want to go back to the meeting right after they read my letter but because of the you live under my roof policy i had no choice.
it was the sunday meeting after they had read my letter on thursday.
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The row with the "diffs" was great at different halls. At one hall the 4 diffs sat there looking like people who go to an A.A. meeting to have their court slips signed. Once in a while they would assign a "guard" to ensure the diffs weren't spreading apostacy amongst themselves, or trading contraband. Too long in the bathroom raised the curiousity of a guard. Finding a pint bottle later dumped in the bottom of the trash barrel was now the work of the BOE. I made sure after all of my last meetings I would dump an empty bottle in the washroom trash can, just to keep the prurient busy. One week \vodka, the next week shnaps, one Thursday bourbon, the next Thursday Wild Irish Rose. The wife, one week would dump in the ladies room, the next week I would do the mens room, and then our last Sunday, we dumped bottles in both washrooms. I had my brother-in-law dump the botlles for a month after we da'ed. There were special talks about drinking at the KH and the holiness of the KH and "no one in their right mind would drink during life saving meetings." No?
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How many marriages are just "Theocratic"? Here's a story.....
by WingCommander inhere's my story......better have a barf bag nearby.
a while back i had stopped in to see an old elder friend of the family whom only lives a few miles away.
a stout, kind hearted gentleman with two sons.
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Marmot- "not 15 minutes for his friend." - Says it all.
JW Marriage - Options & Alternatives - What a "Theocratic Marriage!" -- Hell is better!
6:30 a.m. - Quickie, or read the Daily Text, do the windows at JoeBlow's Deli & Mooshi's Pub to be back for 9 a.m. FS meeting.
12 noon - Go home, have a quickie and a nap, or do the return visits and the 2 scheduled Bible Studies then prepare for Book Study and conduct.
6:30 p.m. - Quickie, or clean house for book study and arrange living room.
9 p.m. - Quickie, or prepare Thursday night instruction talk, service meeting part, and do accounts, magazines, and literature for Crooklyn.
12:15 a.m. - Quickie; or get some sleep, 5:30 comes quickly and there are 2 rug jobs and 3 window jobs before noon meeting for field service.
What a "Theocratic Marriage!" -- Hell is better!
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Greg Stafford rejects Watchower and start a new religion
by TJ Curioso inchristian witnesses of jah .
come now the christian witnesses of jah.
that is why it must be our purpose to not serve jah or jesus by pleasing men.
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lawrence
Where will Baal be worshipped now? Bring out the thumbscrews, another Social Network is being born.
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New arrangement for field service?
by Zico ini don't know if this is a worldwide thing because i didn't go the meeting where the arrangement was announced, but it's being done in my congregation anyway.
during those 6 months the member assigned to the pioneer is meant to make time to work with the pioneer as much as possible, so they can strengthen each other.
the idea is meant to be that eventually each member of the congregation will get a go.
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lawrence
This "program" is a reason for the "weak" to pad their f.s. reports. Make up time and avoid the elders. That will help people assess their spirituality - if they have to lie, then maybe they should leave. Great!
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I am no longer a Ministerial Servant
by inkling inwell, they officially announced me no longer being a ms last night.
you know how when a televised trial ends with the verdict coming back .
from the jury and all the cameras are on the accused?
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Great news! Keep up the good work. You're one step closer to freedom.
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Horrifying report on China/did anyone watch Planet in Peril last night?
by restrangled infrom the most digusting, filthy food growing conditions of which more and more of our own food is contaminated with to abuse and consumption of exotic animals, especially the endangered.
they are the worlds biggest contributors to the decline of endangered animals and are creating more.
750 large bears were shown in cages with huge metal tubes inserted into their stomachs to suction out bile every day for old chinese medicine recipes.
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Yes, I saw the program. No words for the disgust I felt when the show completed. What a shithole!
Had America not given free trade status to China, things might have been different, but now it's too late. Wait until China begins to collect their amount of the trade inbalance, and pulls in their markers. We'll see who will be doing slave labor.
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Amazing backflip at the sunday meeting - Nostradamus and 2012
by stay young and beautiful inbeen lurking for many a year now.
my life works in seasons and i find myself doing at one time of the year something which i did at the same time the last year, and so on.
it's at around this time that i begin to focus on my old jw life.
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lawrence
Mostly what is written about Mother Shipton is myth, and lest we forget...
And England shall admit a Jew
You think this strange, but it is true
The Jew that once ws held in scorn
Shall of a Christian then be born.Dorktacular - yes you must be a prophet, but nobody here cares. As far as the eskimos - very soon they will need surf boards and flip flops; the walrus will be remembered as a friend of the Beatles.
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Amazing backflip at the sunday meeting - Nostradamus and 2012
by stay young and beautiful inbeen lurking for many a year now.
my life works in seasons and i find myself doing at one time of the year something which i did at the same time the last year, and so on.
it's at around this time that i begin to focus on my old jw life.
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One day Nostradamus, the next day Edgar Cayce, and the next day Freddy Franz. Who/what is next? Some huckster from Hoboken with a secret handshake and a book given to him by Mother Mary.
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Amazing backflip at the sunday meeting - Nostradamus and 2012
by stay young and beautiful inbeen lurking for many a year now.
my life works in seasons and i find myself doing at one time of the year something which i did at the same time the last year, and so on.
it's at around this time that i begin to focus on my old jw life.
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lawrence
Don't really know, but it is possible. It has been speculated on before, but ...