Guess that means they'll have to contact 60 COs who are in transit to the shelters. "Brother BeatenUp, yes get your dedicated body back to Duluth. The relief distribution is on hold. We'll give you the word when to head back that way. Remember, you need to be back for tomorrow's field service."
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I wonder if the WTS will fleece those getting relief assistance!
by lawrence ini wonder if the wts will fleece those getting relief assistance!
those at shelters will be getting $2000 (or something per family), but those at "the brothers' homes" will need to show up somewhere to receive that assistance, or however things will work.
in that light, will crooklyn send down some folks to act as "power of attorney" to grab up the loot, and then coerce "the faithful" to donate a cut, seeing that the world wide family is acting so benevolently (at this time).
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You Aren't Good Enough to Spend Time With Us, But Your Money Is Just Fine
by Scully inam i the only one here who has non-jw and jw siblings who exclude you from "family" social events, but see nothing wrong with asking you to contribute a significant amount of money toward gifts for jw parents who instigate your exclusion from family social events?.
quite frankly, i'm pissed off about this most recent request and i'm planning on ignoring it.
why should i give $200 of my hard earned wages to people who won't permit me in their home or speak to me?
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Scully-
I'm the guy who sends mackerels in the mail when necessary to turned-seedy business partners and former friends. I can send stinkweed or anything you like to as many people as you wish. I enjoy the special wrappings.
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I wonder if the WTS will fleece those getting relief assistance!
by lawrence ini wonder if the wts will fleece those getting relief assistance!
those at shelters will be getting $2000 (or something per family), but those at "the brothers' homes" will need to show up somewhere to receive that assistance, or however things will work.
in that light, will crooklyn send down some folks to act as "power of attorney" to grab up the loot, and then coerce "the faithful" to donate a cut, seeing that the world wide family is acting so benevolently (at this time).
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I wonder if the WTS will fleece those getting relief assistance! Those at shelters will be getting $2000 (or something per family), but those at "the brothers' homes" will need to show up somewhere to receive that assistance, or however things will work. In that light, will Crooklyn send down some folks to act as "Power Of Attorney" to grab up the loot, and then coerce "The FaithFul" to donate a cut, seeing that the World Wide family is acting so benevolently (at this time). Corrupted bible in one hand, a stack of Excel spreadsheet projections in another hand, always wearing the accountant's head shade. Slimy bastards, matter of fact - murderers!
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You Aren't Good Enough to Spend Time With Us, But Your Money Is Just Fine
by Scully inam i the only one here who has non-jw and jw siblings who exclude you from "family" social events, but see nothing wrong with asking you to contribute a significant amount of money toward gifts for jw parents who instigate your exclusion from family social events?.
quite frankly, i'm pissed off about this most recent request and i'm planning on ignoring it.
why should i give $200 of my hard earned wages to people who won't permit me in their home or speak to me?
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lawrence
Love Avishai's recommendation and the other recommendations! I might also send a note at another time stating "out of sight, is out of mind."
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Had my Return Visit (tm) today
by Quotes inin case you missed it, i had a jw and her mother call on me last week of july.
(see anti-witnessesing: passive agressive style effective for quotes).
well, this afternoon dana came back, this time not with her mother (maria) by with another woman named joyce-lynne.
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Howdy-I remember us sitting at the kitchen table and talking about the upcoming RV. It all transpired, except for sending an elder - the entire BOE must be too busy with plans for Gulf States Assistance; NOT!
I think the idea about setting up a legal fund is rather cool.
Wishing you both a great weekend.
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Dogs and Communion
by Justin ini have been attending an independent church lately where they allow people to bring their pets (dogs) and give them communion.
for those who don't know the procedure, people file down to the front of the church and receive a piece of bread and a sip of wine - of course, they don't have two classes.
well, if you have your doggie with you, the pet can also receive (i assume only the bread - what a mess it would make for them to slurp from the chalice!).
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Danny-
Dogs are prohibited in U.S. and Canadian KHs, because the WTS stated, "dogs don't mix with goats."
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Questions for Jgnat
by Shining One injgnat, .
you had some points that i missed in a previous thread.
here are my answers to your charges.
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Shining One-
You just amaze me with your devil-duped Bible Thumping Kill Em with Scriptures hostility. Go take a bath, comb your hair, brush your teeth, sleep sweet dreams - manana, and you'll be a child of God - peaceful, mild, joyous, kind, open to agreement, full of love. Night ! Night!
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Dogs and Communion
by Justin ini have been attending an independent church lately where they allow people to bring their pets (dogs) and give them communion.
for those who don't know the procedure, people file down to the front of the church and receive a piece of bread and a sip of wine - of course, they don't have two classes.
well, if you have your doggie with you, the pet can also receive (i assume only the bread - what a mess it would make for them to slurp from the chalice!).
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Earnest-
"But the dogs are holier than the holy."
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Dogs and Communion
by Justin ini have been attending an independent church lately where they allow people to bring their pets (dogs) and give them communion.
for those who don't know the procedure, people file down to the front of the church and receive a piece of bread and a sip of wine - of course, they don't have two classes.
well, if you have your doggie with you, the pet can also receive (i assume only the bread - what a mess it would make for them to slurp from the chalice!).
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lawrence
My dog celebrates everyone, everything, and loves to eat bread, slurp beer and wine (only on Saturdays), and would officiate after a few minutes sans a program. Man, my dog Sassy would love your church and pastor. This dog is... Sassy!
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"....You probably think this song is about you...."
by Preston inwhen i was a faithful dub, the biggest, nagging doubt i had was the belief that a book... writing thousands, upon thousands of years ago....largely written in the middle east....was written with a couple of jehovah's witnesses in mind.
it never ceased to amaze me the number of elders that told me that "the bible was really written for the annointed...remember, everyone else just benefits from its non-heavenly related discussion..but only a god fearing, going to heaven annointed dub could truly understand it...in that special way.
the whole thing reminds me of that carly simon song, "you're so vain", you'd have to be really vain....or insane even... to think that a book that ancient was written with a couple of guys in brooklyn in mind, a city that didn't even exist at the time the last book of the bible was written.
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Cygnus-
I always thought it was Warren. No?
Yeah, every word was about this cult! And better yet, with The Maniac, Fred Franz, the entire Hebrew Scriptures had antitypical meaning for this JW Remnant. Flash Gordon anyone? How about a decoder ring and some new PF Flyers, a bag of 'shrooms, and a bottle of moonshine.