Posts by Brainfloss

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"The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth"

by suavojr in

jw
friends

as current witnesses, ex-jw's, believers, non believers.

the topic of what truth is, has been the dominating thought and motivation to many of us here.. so, what is truth?.

a question that has lingered since the dawn of our consciousness and it will stay as long as the human race is around.. .

Timbuktu try again

by Brainfloss in

this bus load of people crashes off of a cliff it is very late in the day.

st peter is about to call it quits for the day and they don't have very many spaces left that day in heaven.

when he finally gets to the last two on the bus there is only one spot left.. he explains that this has happened before and that what they do is draw a word out of a hat and whoever makes the best poem gets to go to heaven and the other one got to well you know.

Brainfloss

Thanks speedracer i thought it was pretty funny too.

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Field Service

by Brainfloss in

first i haven't been out in service for many 10 or more years.

i haven't been to a meeting in 2-3 years.

i have seen a lot of ttat tracts available online.

Brainfloss

Well luckly i am completely current probably more so than anyone else that will be at the meeting.

Really just daydreaming though

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Timbuktu try again

by Brainfloss in

this bus load of people crashes off of a cliff it is very late in the day.

st peter is about to call it quits for the day and they don't have very many spaces left that day in heaven.

when he finally gets to the last two on the bus there is only one spot left.. he explains that this has happened before and that what they do is draw a word out of a hat and whoever makes the best poem gets to go to heaven and the other one got to well you know.

Brainfloss

This bus load of people crashes off of a cliff it is very late in the day. St peter is about to call it quits for the day and they don't have very many spaces left that day in heaven. When he finally gets to the last two on the bus there is only one spot left.

He explains that this has happened before and that what they do is draw a word out of a hat and whoever makes the best poem gets to go to heaven and the other one got to well you know

the two had been on the bus together for quite some time and the other knew that his seatmate was the famous poet Robert Frost and complained that this arrangement was not fair. St peter assured him that all would be fair and that he could draw the word from the hat.

he drew the word Timbuktu

in protest they went into cubicles to compose their poems

Robert Frost went first ---smiling

We planned a very lengthy trip

aboard a wooden sailing ship

we sailed across the ocean blue

our destination Timbuktu

Wow says the other guy I didn’t even really know what Timbuktu meant but anyway

here goes

A camping Tim and I both went

We saw three girls in a tent

As they were three and we were two

I bucked one

And Tim bucked two

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Field Service

by Brainfloss in

first i haven't been out in service for many 10 or more years.

i haven't been to a meeting in 2-3 years.

i have seen a lot of ttat tracts available online.

Brainfloss

I am sharing a message of HOPE

---I sincerely hope that you can learn from my mistakes

---I truly hope that when you see thes folks i am with today you will not be misled by them

---I hope you have a great day

Thank goodness I drove this car group I hope Brother Can't Answer Any Questions doesnt mind stopping at starbucks on the way back to the hall

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Field Service

by Brainfloss in

first i haven't been out in service for many 10 or more years.

i haven't been to a meeting in 2-3 years.

i have seen a lot of ttat tracts available online.

Brainfloss

excellent!! ---Punk

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Field Service

by Brainfloss in

first i haven't been out in service for many 10 or more years.

i haven't been to a meeting in 2-3 years.

i have seen a lot of ttat tracts available online.

Brainfloss

please except this free tract that exposes one such religion!!

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Field Service

by Brainfloss in

first i haven't been out in service for many 10 or more years.

i haven't been to a meeting in 2-3 years.

i have seen a lot of ttat tracts available online.

Brainfloss

I can see it now--Mr house holder please examine matthew 24:36 with me

36 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, f but only the Father. 37 As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man.

Do you think a religion that prophesies dates for the end can be the truth?

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Field Service

by Brainfloss in

first i haven't been out in service for many 10 or more years.

i haven't been to a meeting in 2-3 years.

i have seen a lot of ttat tracts available online.

Brainfloss

I have a nice BMW wagon perfect for service. i could drive the car group

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Moshe visits a KH today- did he walk out or was he thrown out?

by moshe in

i walked in about 10 minutes prior to the start of the meeting- i sure looked like an unusual visitor wearing my best jeans a golf shirt and my yarmulke.. the first brother who approached me was an slighly built late middle age guy- he gave me a big hello and extended his hand.

i pulled out my 'end of false religion tract' and showed it to him.

"did you put this in my door?

Brainfloss

bttt