lmao @ mel...lol, yep, you need to be the upstairs roomie because we've seen how poorly i can walk up stairs after i've had a couple (dude, i have a huge bruise on the whole top of my foot!!! wtf?? lol)
and we'll have a big-ass pool and jacuzzi and hammock in the back just like we've got in my backyard right now. everyone is invited and it is always bikini time
and i want our pool boy to be the mormon bartender!!! lmao!!!!!!