"Luke 10: 33 But a Samaritan traveler who came upon him was moved with compassion at the sight. 34 He approached the victim, poured oil and wine over his wounds and bandaged them. Then he lifted him up on his own animal, took him to an inn and cared for him."
I must admit, it's creative. Too bad about the broken bones. I agree he must have been quite drunk to sleep until the next day with a badly broken ankle.