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  Five Meetings and David's Five Stones (and other goofy things)...

  by Confucious in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i don't think this was ever written in a wt, but i've heard it more than once as a comment.

  that when david reached into his bag to sling a stone at goliath - that he had five stones to choose from.

  and the comment was... .

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  Confucious

  Ha!!! Forgot about the duck one...
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  Five Meetings and David's Five Stones (and other goofy things)...

  by Confucious in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i don't think this was ever written in a wt, but i've heard it more than once as a comment.

  that when david reached into his bag to sling a stone at goliath - that he had five stones to choose from.

  and the comment was... .

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  Confucious

  Blondie,
  
  That is TRUE...
  
  However, a CRAFTY MS will think of his OWN Bullshit...
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  Five Meetings and David's Five Stones (and other goofy things)...

  by Confucious in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i don't think this was ever written in a wt, but i've heard it more than once as a comment.

  that when david reached into his bag to sling a stone at goliath - that he had five stones to choose from.

  and the comment was... .

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  Confucious

  I like skipping meals.
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  Five Meetings and David's Five Stones (and other goofy things)...

  by Confucious in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i don't think this was ever written in a wt, but i've heard it more than once as a comment.

  that when david reached into his bag to sling a stone at goliath - that he had five stones to choose from.

  and the comment was... .

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  Confucious

  Jim,
  
  
  That was what I was surprised with.
  
  
  I've watched some of these tele-evangelists.
  
  
  And while some have really good points (and some way off)...
  
  
  I was totally surprised in that I thought JW had a monopoly on these bizarre illustrations and all that.
  
  
  They all have them.
  
  
  Also, yes. Very interesting to note (on the other posts on this tread...)
  
  
  I think it's a "Fred Franz Syndrome" thing that all the Dubs try to tie every Bible account to a "type and anti-type thing."
  
  
  When I started reading the Bible on my own, I was surprised how some things just "meant what Jesus said it would mean."
  
  
  Con
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  Five Meetings and David's Five Stones (and other goofy things)...

  by Confucious in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i don't think this was ever written in a wt, but i've heard it more than once as a comment.

  that when david reached into his bag to sling a stone at goliath - that he had five stones to choose from.

  and the comment was... .

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  Confucious

  I don't think this was ever written in a WT, but I've heard it more than once as a comment.
  
  That when David reached into his bag to sling a stone at Goliath - that he had five stones to choose from.
  
  And the comment was...
  
  "And just like us, we have five meetings a week. And like David, we never know which 'stone' we will need to ward off 'Goliath.'"
  
  Where do they get this stuff from???
  
  Have you ever heard of that, or other goofy things that people invent up???
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  The "Love Bombing" stare...

  by Confucious in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  let me explain the phenomenon... .

  a few months ago, i went to a meeting.

  i'm not df or da, but did the fade.

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  Confucious

  Single man indeed.
  
  Divorced.
  
  But I've been single in the "truth" before.
  
  So I know that "fresh meat" stare.
  
  This was the "Thanksgiving Turkey" stare.
  
  Nothing like killing a bird. Ripping it's guts out. Putting it's guts in a bag.
  
  Sticking the guts' bag - back up it's ass.
  
  Freezing it.
  
  Unfreezing it.
  
  Removing the guts' bag from it's ass. And replacing it with stuffing.
  
  Not THAT is YOU in the TRUTH!!!!
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  What's your cure?

  by Country Girl in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have terrible insomnia.

  have had it most of my life.

  love visiting with all you night owls in chat!!

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  I also take meds from the doctor.
  
  But the best advice I received is just don't fight it.
  
  Stay awake until your body tells you to sleep.
  
  Think of it as a gift to get all the stuff you need done.
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  The "Love Bombing" stare...

  by Confucious in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  let me explain the phenomenon... .

  a few months ago, i went to a meeting.

  i'm not df or da, but did the fade.

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  Confucious

  Let me explain the phenomenon...
  
  A few months ago, I went to a meeting.
  
  I'm not DF or DA, but did the fade. And it was about a year since my last visit.
  
  Anyway, I come into the meeting and I have long hair and I was dressed nice - but no tie.
  
  Some of the old friends were smiled at me, and other (mostly the "spiritual" ones shunned me.)
  
  But I'll never forget this "LOVE BOMBING STARE/smile" that this lady gave me.
  
  She was new to the congregation or whatever. But evidently, SHE THOUGHT I was some "never studied with before 'worldly guy.'"
  
  Anyway, I felt like a Thanksgiving Turkey.
  
  Like she hadn't eaten for days and I could picture her thinking... "Perfect Victim for Easy Field Service Time."
  
  It was bizarre, almost surreal - her smile.
  
  You know, I met so many a pioneer where they are sooooo extremely nice and loving when you first meet them.
  
  Then you come into the truth and they can't wait to beat on you.
  
  Wierd.
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  What are good versions/translations of the Bible?

  by coldfish in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  hi i'm new to this site.

  i was raised a jw, i'm now 28, and left about a year ago.

  the only bible i've ever looked at is the new world translation.. objectively.. how good do you think the nwt is?.

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  Confucious

  New Jeruslaem verison
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  Bogus ways of counting your Field Service Time...

  by Confucious in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hey guys, .

  i'm sure it's been done here before, but a very funny post by blondie spurred this thought.

  blondie was saying how one dub would put wt and awake magazines in the rear car window and count time driving too and fro...

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  Confucious

  Yeah,
  
  Ezekiel.
  
  That technique is called the sandwich.
  
  Used it many time.
  
  Bring a study to a convention and then count all the time.
  
  An all time "seasoned" pioneer favorite.
  
  Con