Witnesses.....will they REALLY be any different in the New System? (page 2)

tall penguin

I know an elder whose wife left him and later divorced him. She's still a jw. I would ask him how he thought things were going to take place in the new system, since they don't have a "scriptural" divorce. He said, "Jehovah's going to bring the two of us together and say to her, 'Here is your husband.' And we'll have to make it work." Sounds like fun!
tall penguin

Cori

Ha Ha Ha

Thats so funny!!! I always wondered how that was gonna work for those that remarried, pretty awkward!

gumby

When I was in, I used to comment that there was a reason we needed 1,000 years to get our acts together

It's been about 125 years since the witnesses began with supposed "progression" via brighter light......and they still gossip, backbite, have cliques , and don't have funding for the needy. I don't see any progress with the problems just mentioned so what will make them change in the New Order?

Gumby

Poztate

know an elder whose wife left him and later divorced him. She's still a jw. I would ask him how he thought things were going to take place in the new system, since they don't have a "scriptural" divorce. He said, "Jehovah's going to bring the two of us together and say to her, 'Here is your husband.' And we'll have to make it work." Sounds like fun!

tall penguin

My Dad had almost the same problem. His second wife was a good JW also. They hated each others GUTS and got a divorce after a few years. My Dad was panicked with the idea of having to spend "eternity" with her. They have both died since then so it is no longer an issue.

I think god will make all the guy's peckers fall off in the "new system"™ That will simplify matters a lot as all we will have to worry about is vaccuming and taking out the trash...oops forgot dishes..

MY GODDDD...An eternity of taking out the trash...Life doesn't get better than that....

P.S...Hi Gumby..

gumby

I think god will make all the guy's peckers fall off in the "new system"™

Poztate.....ya nasty ol' bastard you!

As soon as I read your statement above....I pictured in my head all the guys in the New System walkin around with camel toes! Eeeeeewwwwwwwwww!

Gumkeepinpecker

unclebruce

The fact is......brothers HIRE brothers in THIS system to help build their new homes and are taught not to expect free labor, but to pay them as you would the next guy.

Oh Gumby of little faith!

Doest thou doubt the Great Sky Gods Promise of free fruit and smart casual wear to time indefinite?

cheers, irregular publisher unc

ps: JDUBS will be the same wherever you put them ... outer space ...past, present future .. the fifth dimention .. where there is a JW there will always be fruit and "smart casual"

gumby

where there is a JW there will always be fruit and "smart casual"

.......and Hogies! Fer christ sakes......don't forget the damn hogies!

Irregular publisher me arse! Your innactive as a sloth in the dead of winter!

Givin my furry favorite gumchoppin unc a big hug this fine day

Gumby

Gretchen956

Well I for one am thrilled I'm not going to be in the new order. I'm not anyone's maid, especially for eternity.

Hey Gumbeunich, you might look kinda cute with a camel toe!

Sherry

Kaput

WHAT New System?

Satanus

Hey gumbro, welcome back. I think that if the new system really did come, the jws would be worse than they are now. You know, stuff like executions (stoning) of the disobedient or immoral ones. Just like in the ot.

A big howdy to the austrailian unc, as well. Hey unc, you got some strong stralian booze? As long as a few of us are gathered in his name (who is he, anyway) we should commemorate something or other.

S

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