What's the most controversial thing you ever did in Kingdom Hall?

by JH 50 Replies latest jw friends

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    I wish I'd thought of that. Mind you we went to a hall where a very old domineering elder could make prayers that would have made jesus' 40 days in the wilderness look like a walk in the park. I remember one hot summers night a sister fainted during it and no one dared do anything until he had finished!

  • JH
    JH

    Too often our meetings at the hall lasted well over 2 hours... Sometimes it was 2 hours and 10 minutes. That got me so mad. I felt like making a buzzer go off or something after 2 hours.

    .........and that's when I had my bright idea of advancing the clocks... I'm sure the Angels found this funny

  • undercover
    undercover

    When I was a kid, the WT conductor obviously thoght that the one hour limit for the WT study was just a "suggestion". We went over every single week. Not five minutes, but 15, 20 or more minutes, week in and week out. When you're 8 or 9 years old, that 15 minutes is an eternity, especially when your bored to begin with.

    Crumpet, I always liked that song too. Even though I was much older when it came out, I felt guilty too after, well, nevermind...

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich

    I sit right there, and fart.

    No one knows its me, and no one says anything. but its definitely disruptive.

    Then there was that one time I was winking at Crumpet during the instruction talk !!

  • undercover
    undercover
    Then there was that one time I was winking at Crumpet during the instruction talk !!

    It's be even more controversial if you winked at her and then touched yourself during the instruction talk.

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich
    It's be even more controversial if you winked at her and then touched yourself during the instruction talk.

    LOL!!

    If I wasn't so "mature", I'd say that it'd take more than an SI book to cover me... ; )

  • vitty
    vitty

    It doesnt matter how old you are , if it goes over time, its bad..........my son used to whoop it up if the the WT stdy had 19 paras instead of 21 little did he know it took the same amout of time

  • vitty
    vitty

    It doesnt matter how old you are , if it goes over time, its bad..........my son used to whoop it up if the the WT stdy had 19 paras instead of 21 little did he know it took the same amout of time

  • schne_belly
    schne_belly

    I sat NEXT to my boyfriend before we were engaged.......Ohhhhhh boy....we were BAAAD~ Seriously that act got both of us "labeled"

  • stevenyc
    stevenyc

    Got stoned.

    steve

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