by JH 50 Replies latest jw friends
I sat NEXT to my boyfriend before we were engaged
I sat next to my best friend's cousin who was visiting one time. I think we were about 16. She was a hottie blonde that made you want to keep the proclaimers book on your lap the entire meeting. We grew up together, knew each other since we were 5 or 6 but you'd a thought that we had sex right there in the seat during the meeting the way everyone reacted. I got counseled, she got counseled and my friend/her cousin got a good laugh out of it.
Showed the other teenagers my dope stash. Being stoned was normal for me the last year I was dragged along.
Did a couple of donuts in the parking lot w my car, when i was 16. It was dirt. I cranked the wheel all the way, and floored it.
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Had a wank in the gents to calm my nerves before a talk !!!!
Told my judicial committee to go F*** themselves... then lost my rag with an appeal committee and told them they were no 'effing' use cos they weren't there to review the decision of the first committee !
crumpet: You baaad girl... I use to do the mikes... if only I'd known what you were up to !! LMAO !!!! I always wondered why some of the chairs had an appetising aroma whilst I was stacking them..! That's where I first came across the Scratch n sniff concept!! LOL!!
Bull!
I snuck in my SMURFS!
I wish I could say it was me, but one of my friends got right down on the floor and started doing the worm. You know, the breakdancing move where you flop like a worm on the floor. It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
The worst thing I ever did was to decorate peoples cars with my choice of bumperstickers while they were inside during the meeting.
I TRUMP!
My friend who is still in is more of a brother to me than my fleshly one. He did lines of coke in the bathroom during memorial.
One time when my mom kicked me out of the house, I slept there since I had the key.
Voted 'No' on a resolution.
I have always wanted to do that. Sometimes though I just don't vote.
One time during the WT study I brought out the point that not forgiving your brother must be the unforgiveable sin since the Bible says that if you don't forgive your brother, God will not forgive you. The WT conductor (also the PO) who loved to hold peoples' sins over their heads, became very flustered and spouted something about crazy statements. I really despise that guy!
There was a disfellowshipped person who wanted to be reinstated and so regularly showed up at all the meetings. I was going to the bathroom and he was coming from it. He looked very down so I asked him if he was alright. He smiled, then glanced beyond me and said nothing. He was trying to minimize trouble for me cuz there was the PO and the Secretary right behind me! Not to mention a couple of elder's wives sitting on the benches in the coatroom who more than likely told a whole bunch of over people. (They were never sitting down during the meetings!). I was only reproved though because back then I wasn't baptized.
There were two that I remember clearly, just before I stopped attending meetings. I'd stepped down as an elder a few years earlier, and was giving just Bible readings or #4 talks on the TMS.
My last two talks. In one, I explained very clearly just what the recent (1994-5) changes in WTS teachings were. Ie: the new 1914 generation, the sheep and the goats, the King of the North, etc. I explained them perfectly accurately and clearly and simply. I could see the mouths drop open as I spoke. The elders said nothing to me afterward. They couldn't. I was dead on in my explanation, though not one in 10 of the friends had any idea what the Society had changed up until that tal.
My last talk was an explanation of Proverbs 8, where wisdom is personified, and some verses of which the WTS applies prophetically to Jesus. I explained that these verses, in the Hebrew, actually were talking about a woman, and that this particular idea actually started much earlier than chapter 8, and instead of pulling a few of those verses out of context, you should really read the whole thing as it was written.
The next week the school overseer made a point of emphasizing that the WTS continued to apply those verses in Proverbs 8 to Jesus pre-human existence.
Those were my last talks in a Kingdom Hall.
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