Too bad you're not a guy, you can chat most JW men up about sports all day and never have to worry about them witnessing to you.
afraid it will turn into dubby land
by carla 17 Replies latest jw friends
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tetrapod.sapien
carla,
pre order a taxi, drop a muscle relaxant before the event, and have a great time.
best wishes,
TS
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Finally-Free
I only know a few faces from the hell.
I think I need to get my eyes checked. When I first read this I thought it said "I only know a few feces from the hell. "
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95stormfront
Carla: Excuse me. I think I need to change my tampon.
ROFL
That's one hell of a conversation stopper.
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theinfamousone
what i like to do when dubs bother me?? well first i get drunk, and make it obvious... then i stumble around burning magazines and calling on satan...
now hes the important part, walk up to every single one of em, one at a time... and take note this is very important, PUNCH THEM REALLY HARD IN THE FACE!!! if that fails, use a gun...
the infamous one
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carla
Thanks all! It will be fine I'm sure. Just not looking forward to seeing the new 'feces' (heehe). And of course I can do the proper stepford wife deal. Biting my tongue will be the hard part!
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Eyebrow2
Rebel8, thanks to your post, now I will know if I am being to obnoxious at the upcoming apostafest if billygoat turns to me and says : really> I need to change my tampon.
Thank you for the heads up.
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Margie
Excuse me. I think I need to change my tampon.
This would be even better if spoken by a man.