I will not write a lot because when I do it is all in vain anyways.
Not so OldFlame. I'm sure the smartass was a "witnoid" himself at one time who made the smartass comment.
Gumby
Witnesses have cure for cancer!
by gumby 23 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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gumby
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Deputy Dog
Gumby I wonder what would happen if someone asked them for that cure today, what would be their response? D Dog
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minimus
"Surface cancers" are curable, huh? And grapes will work out cancers too, huh?? Thanks for posting this Gumby and Blondie. I never saw that in print. And if the Faithful Slave said it, it must be true!
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gumby
I wonder what would happen if someone asked them for that cure today, what would be their response?
DeputyDogmeister, Actually, I've often wanted to call them on issues such as this and see how they handled it. They go to the " repair manuels" to answer questions The service desk uses the most updated information in the literature to answer all questions that come to the desk......except for scandles such as the UN fiasco in which they have carefully worded material prepared by their lawyers to answer such questions.....rather than get answers from the wonderful and all powerful "Slave Class" . The holy spirit seems to quit guiding them in the path they should take when it involves legal buisness........such as getting their arses sued sellin wacky miracle cures. I think they've finally come to the point to where they have learned to ask their non - annointed legal advisors before shooting their mouths off too much as this did with this cancer cure all. Gumby Gumby
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Satanus
Grapes? I thought armageddon was the cancer cure. Oh well.
S looking up wt number to call for the cure
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gumby
S looking up wt number to call for the cure
Yeah.....a typical apostate heathen bastard.......doin everything cept for goin out in service this mornin!
Gumby
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Gumpill
If they give me the cure for pimples (if it cures cancer, it should cure anything) over the phone, i promise i'll start going in service again.
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gumby
i promise i'll start going in service again.
Well if you do.....I hope to heck you don't tell em your name at the doors and bring reproach on Jehovahs name.......and don't ask me to work with you again either!
Gumby
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Satanus
If i use the usual 'my friend and i', then will you work w me? Nobody else will They say they don't like the way my tail drags and my sulpher breath
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Nate Merit
My hopes are that as I approach 60 years of age (only 25 years from now.... scary)
Only 8 years for me. Even scarier.