im gonna ask the GB to tell me my future!!!
the infamous one
by gumby 32 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
im gonna ask the GB to tell me my future!!!
the infamous one
I guess they even heard the invisible last trumpet blast when the dead in union with christ arise .
I figured out how the GB gets the info. It's kinda old light... but I dug it up anyway.
They get the info in "flashes of light". It's like a 1000 watt bulb hits em in the face and all the sudden they know important stuff. Here's what I found,
"From time to time flashes of light, reflected from the temple, are given to the anointed ones who are the temple class; and these are permitted to see and understand the precious promises that specifically apply to the church at this time".
So this light comes from somewhere.....bounces off the temple ( a big building in heaven), then someone gives this info. contained in this bright light to the annointed ones.
How the hell was so dumb? It's a piece a cake once ya git the correct esplanation
Gumby
I thought the light shined out their ass .... HE HE They give each other a cavity search before breakfast .............................
Carla,
I was just going to ask you guys about this! How did you as dubs think all this new light was being 'transmitted' to the gb?
Good question Carla.
As a witness, there are many areas in which you don't have to think......you just believe it. It's kinda like faith
You come to understand this is Jehovahs true Organisation since they are the only ones spreading the message and are the only ones with the true message. Since you have these things......other details don't really matter......such as HOW the GB gets the insight they do. It's like the annointed. HOW do they KNOW they are of the annointed? No voice, no dreams, no visions.......they just know.
I personally felt they were "moved" by Jehovahs Spirit.....or "influenced" by it. How bout the rest of you heathen bastards?
Gumby
Gumby this is another good one! The Society has always taught---from Russell on---that "light" comes from the heavens somehow. Do you rememcer Woodsworth talking about "The Vow"? He was CLEARLY demon possessed, by his own words, yet he explained how he was getting communication from the spirit world. No big deal. They all must've been "demonized".
The Society has always taught---from Russell on---that "light" comes from the heavens somehow.
Yes and no.
They teach in their 'JW's in the 20th century' history book, that Russell "turned the light on the bible truths in the 20th century"....yet in other publications they teach of a real existing Slave Class that has operated on the true congregation since the apostles.... continually feeding one another. Their own history contradicts itself.
Gumby
I thought the light shined out their ass
lol... do they call it an Ass Light?
The GB actually communicate with the Annointed from the Heavens
Very interesting... the WTS uses necromancy.
lol... do they call it an Ass Light?
Ya big silly.......they call it a buttlite.
Gumby
So, we know that the Elders communicate with the GB because the GB says so. We know that the GB tells the truth because the Elders communicate with them. We know that the Elders speak the Truth because the GB says so. We know that the Elders communicate with the GB because the GB says so.