by gumby 32 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Rabbit......you've been watching the Nickolodian channel for kids,.....haven't ya?
Jehovah talked directly to noah with an audible voice......then one day he saw the pagans hiding behind some scrub oak tryin to listen in. They started buildin canoes when they heard the flood was comin but Jehovah made em sink right off the bat .....and he decided not to talk out loud any more cuz of the evesdroppin pagan heathen bastards.
Gumby
Yes, a close friend of mine that attended Bethel worked as an electrician and had access to many of the private areas. He mentioned that they use a secret phone to communicate directly to heaven. It makes a beaping sound and flashes when there is a call.
As I recall, it is red and has no dial or buttons on it. It is kept in a glass case and only used when a critical situation warrants it.
Rub a Dub
Gumbo: Rabbit......you've been watching the Nickolodian channel for kids,.....haven't ya?
Does it show that much ? O-k...I'll keep my day job and leave comedy to the pros... *sniff*
Rabbit (joking of course. You'll just have to listen to my bad jokes...heheh... captive audience)
