by truthseeker 15 Replies latest jw friends
you're an educated fool.
So said a brother from the Patterson educational centre.
And so the point of this post is, can we give a rhyming rebuttal?
Here's my one..
You don't know Jesus, you twisted the Bible, Jehovah will sue you for slander and libel
LOL Very good.
- If the dates don't fit, the religion you must quit!!
LOL!! - Wing Commander
Go to school and go to college,
Get something better than Watchtower "knowledge"
The Society doesn't believe in fractions, they only want the whole, so give to them your time and money, give to them your soul
There once was a young pioneer,
Who sat down and read some Shakespeare,
An elder told him he's committing a sin,
To Jehovah this won't him endear.
W
"Sicks munts ego Ah cudn't evin spel Epahstate, end den Ah went two Calege end goht en Edumacashion end nahw Ah are one."
I went to College
I'm a Jehovahs Witness Quitter...
But at least my career wont be
cleaning the public shitter.....
Jerusalem was destroyed in 607,
Don't partake 'cause you're not going to heaven,
In 1914 the end did start,
I realized after baptism I had a brain fart.
There once was a young pioneer,
Who sucked back 24 beer,
He puked on his shirt, then said with a smirk,
"It's a good thing there's no elders here!"
There was an old sister in Bethel,
Who drank 2 litres of ethyl,
She shed all her clothes, put some coke up her nose,
And listened to some heavy metal.
W
