by truthseeker 15 Replies latest jw friends
As the last days supposedly move along to the end
unwisely in service my time I did spend
A faithful little dub-bot serving monotonously was me
until I opened my eyes, did I see
Wake-up and smell the coffee,
only then can you truly be free,
as you learn ALL the truth
and give the WT the finger wee-hee!
Have you ever seen a horse fly or a chimney sweep? What do you call an armless and legless man who goes swimming? Bob (if he plays baseball you call him second base).
So getting educated it's bad
you paint it colored sin
being a dumb fool is better
than anything else you've ever been
school can make you flounder
but you just want idiots
who will ignore your constant blunders.
your claims of godliness
but you are masters
of selling foolishness
that's why I left your group
Everything I ever learnt from you
was a steaming pile of poop!
you may go to bethel
you may even go to gilead
but if you remain a Jehovah's Witness
you'll never know that you've been had!
You may go to five meetings a week
And knock on door after door
You may fancy yourself very meek
And righteous right down to the core
Your mind you may work hard to train
While you reach for the utmost in piety
You may feel you have much to gain
From some men at the Watchtower Society
You may study your lesson each day
And mix with only the friends
You may pour out your heart when you pray
To be on earth when life never ends
You may wonder why some go to college
To you it seems full of anxiety
‘Cause the only approved sort of knowledge
Comes from men at the Watchtower Society
Then you find at the close of your life
That the end never came as they said
Your children, you and your wife
Down a fine garden path have been led
All your life you’ve been sold quite a load
And you find with the greatest sobriety
That your brain has been fully bestowed
To those men at the Watchtower Society
Go to college, gain your skills. If you think you know god, get off of the pills.
