If women could beat the crap out of men

gumby

Most of us in this world realise men can whoop their wives. We have been used to the idea that men are heads in households. Men, when they WANT to, can use their biggerness, strenght, and power to overpower the woman.

Just what if......the roles were reversed and the woman were more powerful than a man?

What if wives could whoop their husbands like a man can whoop the woman now?

How different would life be if this were the case?

*bets real smart people will use evolution stuff ta make this look dumb*

Gumby

the_classicist

So, if I understand what you are saying, you ask if men were the same strength as women are now and if women were the same strength men are now whether women would beat their spouses at the same rate as it happens now?

Yes; all power corrupts.

FlyingHighNow

Just what if......the roles were reversed and the woman were more powerful than a man?
What if wives could whoop their husbands like a man can whoop the woman now?
How different would life be if this were the case?
*bets real smart people will use evolution stuff ta make this look dumb*

Well, for starters: when Andy got into a bad mood and started saying sucky things, I'd pick 'im up, throw 'im over my shoulder, head to the bedroom, throw him on the bed and say, "I'm gonna put a smile on that face RIGHT NOW." And then I would. We could save a lot of women from enduring a lot of male brooding by doing just that.

FlyingHighNow

Okay, we'd stop men from scaring us with their thrill seeking driving. But to be fair, I just ask Andy not to scare me and he takes care not to drive in a dangerous way when I am with him.

There wouldn't be any buying of unecessary trucks.

We'd be doing all the honey-do projects that weigh over 50 lbs.

There would be real women in all the ads, tv shows and movies. No more super model anerexia babes. Pam Anderson could actually let her hair go brunette and gray, have her giant implants removed and stop acting like a dumb stripper, really, really, really bad version of Marilyn Monroe or Judy Holiday.

Golf

Greetings Gumby. Actually, plenty of women beat the crap out of their husbands, they believe in that wo-men stuff.

As the_ classicist said, power corrupts that is, 'absolute' power.

Golf

bull01lay

I've been there Gumby - and even trying to protect myself made me feel sick to my stomach!

IMO, there'd be a ratio of women beating men as now exists with men beating women. A bully is a bully, after all!

... wonder if that ratio would increase at certain times of the month though....!

Bull!

Scully

What if wives could whoop their husbands like a man can whoop the woman now?

Isn't that why Divorce Attorneys were invented?

gumby

wonder if that ratio would increase at certain times of the month though....!

Holy crap.....I didn't even think of that!

I'll betcha mens houses and yards would be a bit tidier. No football games till yer chores are done!

Classist, very true, power corrupts. I'm like the only guy left on the planet with power, yet I'm such a sweet and gentle kind goodhearted man it makes me wanna puke.

Gumby

Satanus

Isn't that why Divorce Attorneys were invented?

Yah, i was gonna say that women get there husbands in other ways. The system is biased now in a way, so they can have his butt in jail for no reason at all. I have seen it happen.

S

AK - Jeff

It is sad indeed when bullying by either side is the answer to ego.

I understand that there are a lot of 'husband beaters' out there. We just don't hear about them much. Most men won't admit it.

Jeff

If women could beat the crap out of men

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