If women could beat the crap out of men

by gumby 31 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • gumby
    gumby

    It's a good thing Jehovah didn't allow girls like you to be head of the house. You prolly woulda lied to Jehovah if he asked you about eatin the fruit too if you were the head. You woulda said you ate nuthin, but your asswipe husband did so talk to him! And.....when you were naked, you prolly woulda pointed and made fun of his pee pee. Girls are like that. It's a good thing we can kick yer asses.

    Gumby

  • Gill
    Gill

    Gumby - pee pees can be intimidating all on their own without any help from their owners.

    under74 - Have you been watching 'Die Hard' too much!?

  • under74
    under74

    You're right...I pobably would've blamed Adam...but maybe the big guy should've have made Adam smarter than me....and better able to take a blunt force trauma to the head.

    *starts writing "gumby" on a red brick*

  • under74
    under74
    under74 - Have you been watching 'Die Hard' too much!?

    Never seen it. I just like a good ass whipin'

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    MY WIFE WOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE SEX WHENEVER SHE WANTED

  • gumby
    gumby
    MY WIFE WOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE SEX WHENEVER SHE WANTED

    If my wife was stronger, I'd me a damn monk. I gotta tie her down as it is. Gumby

  • Gill
    Gill

    Gumby - That just sounds like...well...kinky to me.

    Could it be your wife just likes being chased? Maybe you've got to practice 'running faster'.

    Have you tried getting her tipsy?

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    I guess another way to put this is,

    What if women intimidated the man instead of the other way around?

    Would marriages be better or worse if women were the physically stronger one?

    Gumby

    Am I the only one that understands that this is what you mean? Look at my posts, they say nothing about bullying. If I was as strong as a man, I could be like Rhett Butler when he whisked Scarlet off upstairs and the next morning she had this smile on her face that told a million tales. Rhett did that because Scarlet was acting like a spoiled, selfish brat___ for years. We women can't do that because most of us can't lift a man like Rhett did Scarlet. There are times when men can be just as selfish as Scarlet was. Then they need to be taught a lesson. And this paragraph is not to be taken completely serious.

    If I was as powerful as a man, no guy would be a jackass with his driving while I was in the car. None of this, "Shut up, you're trying to control me," when I call out in genuine fear for my children or my safety.

    I must say that I don't want to be with a man that I can push around. I also don't want to be with a man who pushes me around. I want the man I am with to have backbone and gumption. I don't like to see anyone allow themselves to be pushed around. Assertiveness is a very attractive quality in both sexes. Who wants to see any adult being pushed around and intimidated?

    There are females who bully. Statistically, they don't bully as often as men do though.

  • ithinkisee
    ithinkisee

    We would end up with a world like this:

    http://www.newfemdom.com/tg/femdom-office-11-11/Office0001.wmv

    -ithinkisee

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Bull:
    She's a big woman, ya know? Big, BIG, I tell ya!!!

    (quote from Benny Hill to Michael Caine in "The Italian Job")

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