Thanx sir82 for posting this - I have been working all weekend, just now looked at the forum. Were there previous threads I missed? Please direct.
Thanx Jeff
Elder school notes, Part 2: hysterical screed against education continues
by sir82 51 Replies latest jw friends
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daniel-p
"Eventually, while pioneering, he worked part time in a bank on Wall Street. "And who did you end up training there?" "Recent graduates from Ivy League schools" "Did you hear that brothers? A part time pioneer had to train the Ivy League graduates to do their jobs! They needed someone who could do the job well!!!" (Enormous whoops and laughter from audience)"
We had a nearly identical demonstration at our school.
Also, the examples were identical... now these stories will be spread for decades as urban legends... I would give money to see that cookie shaped like the "male sex organ" made by a sister. At our school, I started busting up laughing when they mentioned that, until I realized no one else was laughing.... -
sir82
AK - Jeff,
You only missed one: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/102237/1.ashx
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jgnat
This comment gave me chills:
"After reading this book, nowhere should anyone ever be able to say, 'Well in my old congregation we did it differently.' (Chuckles & guffaws from audience). "Brothers, this is not a laughing matter."
Conform, conform, or else. This can't be a fun time to be an elder.
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AnnOMaly
Pointed out how to use index (duh!),
Imagine, a bunch of grown men having to be shown how to use an index! No wonder they oppose "higher" education! They haven't yet mastered the third grade!LOL Wait till sir gets to the "Help Others Obey the Bible" part where there was a long-winded, brain-numbing explanation of how to help troglodite unbaptized publishers fill in a report slip.
Good job you're doing here, sir.It's a pity we have to wait until Wednesday for the next installment
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VM44
Time and time again The Watchtower shows that it does not care about the best interest of the people.
They might claim otherwise, but what they write shows otherwise. They simply do not care if people have the means to support themselfs.
They don't want to deal with giving real advice that would be useful, they simply tell people that "Jehovah will provide"
Why doesn't The Watchtower take their own advice and stop asking for "charitable contributions" from the witnesses? Why don't THEY "wait on Jehovah"?
--VM44
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sir82
Just to clear it up...
I will post 2 more parts tomorrow, the parts from Day 2 (morning).
As we are limited to 2 new posts per day, y'all will have to wait until Wednesday for the final installments.
Just as a "hook", to keep you on the edge of your seats...
Can a JW be D-F'ed for viewing porn? If so, what scriptural basis would you use?
Sorry, got to wait until Wednesday!
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Cellist
Thanks for the information, Sir82.
Cellist
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Scully
-- Sisters organize bridal showers with desserts in shape of genitals, openly pushing sex toy catalogs, "even some elders' wives in attendance And where else is a girl gonna learn about sex in the bOrg?
Obviously someone broke the cardinal rule for bridal showers: what happened at the bridal shower stays at the bridal shower.
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inbyathread
Simon! Please Please give a one time dispensation to the two post per day rule. We need this info. Thanks