FALL CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY OCTOBER 31st NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6 Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7 Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum . Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8 Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors
Important classes for Men: Please review and pass on to loved ones
by Eyebrow2 10 Replies latest jw friends
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Eyebrow2
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stillajwexelder
R O T F F L M F A O
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SWALKER
LOL
Swalker
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biddie
eyebrow2 how do you start a new topic, I'm kinda lost... Biddie
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Soledad
LOL! I know of a few men that could benefit from these sessions!
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kiddotan
Beautiful! LOL,
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stillAwitness
I read to my boyfriend.
Ok he didn't find it too funny since most of it pertained to him anyway.
Good JOB!
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GoingGoingGone
Oh that was soooo funny!
Thanks!
GGG
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Gozz
V. funny!
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katiekitten
Very very funny!
On a slightly more serious note theres been a lot of coverage in the UK about a man who attacked a woman and her baby with a knife last year and paralysed her. The police gave a statement outlining the evidence they would have had against him (he killed himself). One of the things was that he had been in the woods where the stabbing happened on the day of the stabbing and he had come home that night and WASHED HIS CLOTHES. This was of particular note because his girlfriend said he had NEVER used the washing machine before.
It made me irrationally angry, because I thought SO MANY men NEVER use the washing machine and leave it to Mum/girlfriend/wife - but they CAN bloody well use it when they feel the need to - like when they have committed a knife attack and have some blood on their clothes.
LAZY LAZY EVIL STUPID PIGS (some of them, not all of them of course )