What Did You Learn At The Meetings? Anything???

by minimus 29 Replies latest jw friends

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  Finally-Free

  What you read from the "Slave" is what you read coming from Jehovah. Dumbass.

  Sorry, I keep forgetting that Jehovah is a Holy Trinity composed of the Governing Body, Publishing Company, and Legal Department.
  
  W
  
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  kid-A

  I learned how to completely cut off my mind from the surrounding auditory input coming from the windbag on stage and concentrate on something entirely separate from the content of the meeting.....

  now, that was an excellent skill to have in order to survive the meetings, BUT, now, I cant seem to turn off this power and whenever I find myself even slightly bored during a conversation with somebody, I automatically phase them out of my perception and focus on something entirely different! Its got me into trouble several times!! LOL
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  gdss

  1. Read God's Word the Bible Daily.
  
  2. Associate with fellow believers.
  
  3. Attend Christian meetings as commanded in Heb 10:23-25. And in case you forgot we have 5 meetings.
  
  4. F&DS is the only channel that God uses to dispense spiritual food.
  
  5. If it is close to the time of the District Convention: Remeber to wear lapel badges at all times and invite the waitstaff at the restaurant to come to the convention as highlighted every year in the demonstration. Always tip(Brother brings a $10 bill and the 10 commandments and doesen't break either one), don't reserve more rooms than needed, the free breakfast served by the hotel is not meant to be your lunch, blah, blah .....
  
  In other words SOS each week.
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  minimus

  gdss----WELCOME! For a second, I thought you were being serious. Good one!
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  Cellist

  I learned that my ass hurts if I sit on it long enough.

  Minimus, my husband found a quote for you. "On the other hand we forewarn all that Satan surely will try to lead them to an opposite course - to learn, parrot-like, to answer Berean questions from the printed page witout comprehending the meaning." Jehovah's Witnesses in the Divine Purpose Pg.46

  Cellist
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  minimus

  GREAT QUOTE! Thanx
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  Cellist

  And, welcome gdss.

  Cellist
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  loosie

  I learn that is your stare at the speaker long enough you can see his aura.
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  minimus

  Blondie, they're not Witnesses. No ties.
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  GoingGoingGone

  I learned where all the books of the bible are..... does that count?

  I learned how to completely cut off my mind from the surrounding auditory input coming from the windbag on stage and concentrate on something entirely separate from the content of the meeting.....

  Yeah... I can do this too!!

  Um.... can't think of anything else.

  GGG